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Dshizer

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About Me

Hello my name is Shyla and I can't spell...they say the first step is to admit you have a broblem. I feel so much better now that I got that off my chest, thank you. I like good music of just about any kind and I love to play paintball so if your into music or just want to find out how it feels to get owned by a girl...let me know ;)

My Interests


Jef and I playing around in the back yard...yep, thats me driving the big brown ford...WAS FUN!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Funny Images @ Bopmyspace.com

Television:

SOME VIDIO'S I MAID OF THE TEAM AND OUR LAST COUPLE TOURNY'S...AND REALY DUMB ONE YOU SHOULD CHECK...I WASN'T THERE!!!...*inocent grin*.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Heroes:

MY HERO....JEREMY ESPINOSA!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shy
Birthday: ummm..it's...*srcatching head*..a long time ago :)
Birthplace: somewere down south
Current Location: somewere up north
Eye Color: grey blue greenish color
Hair Color: naturaly?...o-ok..red
Height: 5/5....... AND A HALF DAMNIT!
Right Handed or Left Handed: both sometimes
Your Heritage: a true mut..quarter this quarter that and o-ya some of that mixed in too.
The Shoes You Wore Today: clets
Your Weakness: i can't spell woth shit..o-ya and i cuss alittle
Your Fears: spelling b's
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it please
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn how to spell every cuss word correctly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it's spelled close enough damnit!
Thoughts First Waking Up: i knew i shouldn't have done that last night
Your Best Physical Feature: my fingers...what!!...they are..just ask me..*evil grin*
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: hold on i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: sprit and some 151 please...dur!
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell...and some 151 please..wait you already asked that huh..what was the question again..0-ya, most missed memory...ummm
Single or Group Dates: K!!!...what are you realy asking me here because i don't thingk we'v known eachother long enough yet to answer that one..oooo..you mean
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot lipton with alittle...wait...did i already mention the 151
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither realy...something sweet and tangy is much better
Cappuccino or Coffee: both please..and can ya mix it all togeather for me..ummm..since your already mixing maybe alittle...suger!..gezzzz..it's not all about the buzz people!
Do you Smoke: i hate to say it but ya...i'm tring though
Do you Swear: fuck no..what kind of bull shit fucking question is this...i mean...only alitle
Do you Sing: in the car..my fav is get the fuck out of my way..have you herd them..their great!
Do you Shower Daily: to those who know me...beleive it or not..i do
Have you Been in Love: i'v been around a will remember, of course i have
Do you want to go to College: been there...done that
Do you want to get Married: been there...still doing that
Do you believe in yourself: alway's!!...don't you
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i'm in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: i do have pretty damn sexy fingers...just look at you..so sexy typing down there..hold on a min..be right back...*evil grin*
Are you a Health Freak: na
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!
Do you play an Instrument: talented fingers remember so ya...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAHA...ummmm...ya, now that you mention it a time or two maybe
In the past month have you Smoked: k...you are so fucking cut off..no more drinky for you...you already asked me if i smoked..dur!..fiiiine!!..help yourself, the beers in the fridge
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' nope...don't need it...freinds and some 151 is enough for me..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: damn old man get's all bent when i do that...gezzz!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no only cause i'm poor
In the past month have you been on Stage: for like a second...then the bouncer kicked me off so i guess that don't count huh
In the past month have you been Dumped: thirteen years and still waiting for him to wise up...so no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: who told you!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ummm...besides right now...no
Ever been called a Tease: who told you!!
Ever been Beaten up: surprisingly no
Ever Shoplifted: couldn't handle the guilt if i did so no
How do you want to Die: what the hell kind of question is that...seriusly...dude...take it easy, here i'll even get up and get that beer for you
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a realy cool first place spelling b contestant!
What country would you most like to Visit: any were would be just awesome to me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't have one..it's all in the soul anyway
Favourite Hair Color: again..don't realy have one
Short or Long Hair: anything...just so long as he doesn't take longer than me fixing it
Height: don't matter
Weight: don't matter..if i had to say i'd say atleast more than me
Best Clothing Style: naked!!!...O-HELLS YA
Number of Drugs I have taken: remember my spelling suck's so you just have to know my adition is just as bad...no..truthfully nun..no need to..i injoy life as it is..with alittle 151 and it's perfect!!!..lol
Number of CDs I own: CD's?...o..those round things people stick in there fancey cars...ya...a couple
Number of Piercings: two...one on each ear
Number of Tattoos: gezzzzz...like two or three...but there realy small you wouldn't even notice them...realy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NUNE!!!..is what makes us who we are
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My Blog

scientificalmadness!!!!!

K.......i'm just going to come out with it....I'M SO FREEKING WEIRD!(simple person kinda weird...hahahahaha)I wouldn't even be saying half the shit i'm saying if i didn't have proof...not mind you pro...
Posted by Dshizer on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

"U FUCKING KIDDING ME YOUR SORRY ASS IS GOING TO MAUI!!"

so i'm on a plane to maui right and this women starts in about how shity the plane ride is...how her husband totaly sucks for booking none first class plane tickets....some how it's his falt she's stu...
Posted by Dshizer on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

memories of that one day

memories of that one day Upon this day I reminisce With sadness and regret The loss of my beloved Special love who was Mo...
Posted by Dshizer on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:24:00 PST

DRUNK’n THOUGHTS

Have u ever wonderd why it seems like u have no control over your own...like u just can't.......like u have no say.....like u are beside ur self and life itself is dictating ur path.....like someone s...
Posted by Dshizer on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

CRAP BETWEEN YOUR TOES...*intoxicated smile*

How sad is this?... here i am...box of wine all to myself and no one to share it with...... and on my trip to the kitchen to refill my glass .....  i step in a pyle of crap.......... i say o...
Posted by Dshizer on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

FUCK!!!!

DAMNIT...FUCK....FUCK...FUCK....DAMNIT...DAMNIT.....FUCK!! thank you    
Posted by Dshizer on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

best wish ever...

to.... BE..... the people in those corona comertials...you know the ones swinging in the hamick's passing the beer...slicing the lime... yaaaa...those people rule!!! ;)
Posted by Dshizer on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

High lite of my day...

.........the dog took a crap OUT SIDE.....yey! *grin*
Posted by Dshizer on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST