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Alex

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

***ATTENTION ADD FRIEND RETARDS*** DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU KNOW ME OR ARE INTERESTED IN WHAT I DO!If you add me without the following pre-requisite I will report you to myspace!Now that that is done Well....about me....I am a makeup artist...I am not gay (I know I know...)My ethic....have fun and do your damn job. I am a jokester and I love to kid around...laughing is paramount for me...and making other people laugh is even more paramount...(No I do not work for Paramount)I am a freelance makeup artist and love every minute of it...a lot of people ask me..."Alex, How did you get into makeup?" Most comman answer.....prison.Real reason...I love making people beautiful...I love my job...I get to work with beautiful people and make them even more beautiful....what better job is there for me? Well.....accounting comes close....or maybe a DMV position.I am ALL about honesty...even if it hurts...unless it is said with evil intentions I will not take offense to it.I really dont know what else to say except...talk to me...I am much better in "person" then in a static description of myself.....But be warned...DO NOT cross me...there is NOTHING worse then pissing off a makeup artist...we can make you beautiful....OR UGLY AS SIN...all depending on how you treat us. LOLOH!!...and an addition. For those of you retarded enough to NOT listen to instructions...DO NOT REQUEST TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME UNLESS THERE IS A REASON! Do not expect me to add you JUST because you asked. You have to know me, one of my friends, or be interested in something I do or am interested in. IN SHORT: NO GOD DAMN BOTS!!!!

My Interests

well...obviously I hate makeup... Photography, Paintball, sailing, skeet shooting, Golf, SKIING SKIING SKIING SKIING, Kiting, Origami, sculpting, painting (Faces and masks), oh....and the most important thing...SKIING SKIING SKIING, Camping is a BIG THING for me...but...rules are as follows...NO MALLOW sticks to be brought with you....if you are to properly roast marshmallows you MUST find your stick in the field...I do teach mallow roasting lessons...for 19.95....

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE...but if it is for a date...sorry...girls only...I KNOW I KNOW....but I am not that kind of makeup artist. :)

Music:

If it has vocals or real instruments I probably don't know them....I listen to techno, house, and trance...country makes my ears bleed...Rap? well...CRAP has the word RAP in it...but there is ALWAYS room for POD, Zepp, steppenwolfe, some metallica...and of course..."Pump up the Volume" the best techno song EVER.

Movies:

I work in the movies....I love them all...but sci-fi is my absolute favorite genre...BUT...BUT....my nickname in college was Fezik...so if you get that name you know my all time favorite movie....

Television:

Eh.....Discovery channel, Histopry Channel, Fashion TV, Spike, and Fox...Long live the simpsons

Books:

Ender's Game and the Chronicles of Narnia

Heroes:

Heroes....hmmmm......anyone who puts the good of the many over the good of the one.