100 things I hate in this world. (in no particular order)
by Romel De Silva
1. Waiting in line for more than 2 hours.
2. Guys who are wanna-be gangsters
3. Guests who ask what time the 3 oclock parade is.
4. Reality T.V. shows that have no point.. just life of people. (WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?)
5. Music that is incoherent
6. Girls who use the phrase "you are too much of a friend" when giving reason not to date you.
7. People who are bad at making decisions.
8. Corn-nut breath.
9. The awkward conversation where what are you doing? is repeated more than 4 times in less than an hour.
10. Calling people for their birthday, well no, the conversation after saying happy birthday. (okay so what.. is...up?)
11. That really weird moment when someone asks you a question and you say what? but you really heard the question, you are just trying to think of an answer so by the next time that person repeats the question you have a snappy answer.
12. That breath you have when you wake up.. especially the taste in your mouth.
13. People that point at other people when referring to them.
14. LICORICE
15. People that ask you a question that obviously has no answer (Do you know what I did this weekend?! or DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?)
16. When you brush your teeth then drink orange juice OH GOD.
17. Reading clocks that are not digital.
18. Paying with change.. well more so counting change.
19. Stubborn people
20. Public displays of sucking each others faces.
21. The people in the large cell phone costumes on the side of the street
22. Pretty much everyone at the DMV
23. People who try to find something wrong with your religion (whatever denomination you are.)
24. Pathological liars
25. Insatiable hypocrites
26. Those who take forever to respond to messages or questions.
27. Cell phones ringing in the middle of a show, a moment, or class, or church. or a movie
28. People looking over your shoulder while you work on something
29. Losing small items.
30. I hate Brandon Martinez for asking if hes on the 100 things I hate in this world list
31. Morning Wood (Brandon agrees and adds especially when you have to hide it from your parents.)
32. When you talk too much and dried saliva gunk ends up on the sides of your mouth.
33. Women with unbelievably low voices
34. Guys who wear flip flops with jeans ( DOUCHEBAGS!)
35. UGG BOOTS
36. Hearing about a great movie and then watching it with high expectations but getting sadden that it wasnt THAT amazing
37. Its not you its me
38. Having to go to the bathroom during parties
39. Anybody that is smoking (im allergic to CANCER)
40. Eating dry chicken
41. Auditioning people.. or sitting through auditions
42. Hearing someone sing horribly and them asking you how they did.
43. Websites address that are unnecessarily long.. cant it just be
www.mywebsite.com and not www.hereisthelongestwebsiteaddressyouhaveeverseeninyourlife.
org/butitdoesntendtherebecausewehavetoaddmoreslashes/andhyph
enmarks-andunecessarynumbersincluding987654321thenendwithsom
ethinglikeatwoletterthing.com
44. Traveling to Europe and not having anywhere to plug your sh*t.
45. All forms of insects.
46. Having a million channels on tv and NOTHING TO WATCH
47. MOVIES THAT DONT HAVE AN ENDING AHHHHHH!
48. Insensitive jerks
49. People that think they are too cool to do ANYTHING
50. Those who rush you when you are doing something
51. Conceited people who pretend to be humble
52. Unnecessary violence to certain extent.
53. When the people at Taco Bell or McDonalds totally mess up your order
54. Being stuck for hours in the Small World ride at Disneyland
55. UNBREAKABLE the movie. (I choose to never watch it again)
56. People who drive with their high beams on
57. Having to do homework when you are wiped out.
58. Sneezing when talking directly to somebody
59. Predictable people.
60. Vomit. The end
61. Coming up short on the bill when eating out with a group.
62. Signing Have a nice summer in yearbooks
63. Cats dont like em they creep me out
64. Using inside jokes with people who arent obviously in on it
65. Running out of breath
66. People who still use beepers.
67. Girls who would rather open their legs than their mind.
68. The Gasolina song.
69. People who find a small piece of hair in their food and throw the whole plate away
70. Backpacking (who in their right mind thought that hiking with a huge backpack would be fun?)
71. Seat Massagers that beat the living SH!T out of you
72. People that follow you when it is not needed
73. People who curse way to much (unless its screamed in pain.. then its funny)
74. The girls who say that you deserve better but when you suggest dating them, you realize that they are too good for you
75. At dances.. when the Dj plays the same songs.. or all hip hop songs.
76. Anyone who uses the word DOPE (that song is dope! That is the dopest thingive ever seen!)
77. People who sing with one finger in their ear and the other making wavy gestures.. (think Christina Aguilera)
78. Cliff hangers in television (ex: Will Julie and Kara finally find out that the boys husband is his uncles father? TUNE IN NEXT TIME)
79. After swimming so long.. how hard it is to breathe.
80. Getting your socks wet. In any occasion
81. Crowd surfing.. I dont want to lift your crazy ass (course I wouldnt mind trying it.)
82. Having a razor scooter hit your ankles
83. People who still rhyme nice with sugar and spice
84. Man-whores.
85. Some time around of December.. (something bad usually happens to me around December)
86. People who refer to famous people by their first name
87. People who cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend
88. Girls who are not afraid of scary movies( thats no fun)
89. Using safety pins as a fashion statement.
90. People who wear sweaters when its hot.
91. Same for people who wear shorts in winter
92. The heat of summer
93. Three way calling stings
94. Guys who wear tank tops (it looks good on girls dont kill it)
95. EVERYONE ON LAGUNA BEACH
96. People who assume tooo quickly
97. Getting coughed on (cmon.. like you dont envision a million germs
spreading in the air and on your body puh-lease)
98. Being close to someone you cant have
99. People that dont give hugs
100. THE 605/10 FREEWAY INTERCHANGE!(aka the Devils interchange)
CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS PERFORMED BY the CAST of SCRUBS:
Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Outsiders, Our Town, Hitchhiker's Guide, Bible, Da Vinci Code
Anyone who can find the time to respect and appreciate those who care for each other. This world is filled with people and the only thing worse than a person who hates the people around him/her is a person who doesn't even recognize there are people around him/her.