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Baron Von Dynamo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Bennett Allan Kennedy II
I shake it
I break it down
And I make it hot
See?

I work at a record store called Wax Trax.
I know how to charm pants off, bilingualy
I'm really restless
I'm also really good at stealing stuff
But most importantly, when the city crumbles and the dollar is worthless, I'd like to take your hand and dance upon the rubble.

My Interests

Modernisim
Post-Modernisim
Electronic sound manipulation
Outsider Art
Recording Engineering
Modernist poetry
Vikings
Transformers
Fururisim
Bauhaus
Burlesque
Abstract expressionism
Martial Arts
Gothic architecture
Scandinavian and German history

Music:

!!!
Antony & the Johnsons
Arcade Fire
The Birthday Party
Björk
The Black Eyes
The Bloc Party
The Books
The Brazilian Girls
Bright Channel
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
The Chinese Stars
Cursive
The Cramps
Daft Punk
The Damned
Dark Funeral
Death From Above 1979
Devo
The Dils
Envy
The Ex Models
Explosions In The Sky
The Faint
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Hella
The Horrors
Hot Chip
Interpol
Jamiroquai
Joy Division
Justice
Lady Soverign
LCD Soundsystem
Le Shok
The Maccabees
Mayhem
Melt Banana
Men, Women & Children
M.I.A.
Minor Threat
The Misfits
Mogwai
Mono
MSTRKRFT
Munly
Q And Not U
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
The Rakes
Lou Reed
The Russian Circles
Scarling.
She Wants Revenge
Shitdisco
Sigur Ros
The Smiths
Sonic Yourh
The Sounds
Stereolab
Stiff Little Fingers
Suicide
The Talking Heads
The Test Icicles
The Velvet Underground
VHS Or Beta
Tom Waits
Why?
Xiu Xiu

Movies:

28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Bubba Ho-Tep
Dr. Strangelove
Drunken Master
Grindhouse
Moonraker
Nekromantik
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Trainspotting
Transformers

Television:

The History Channel

Books:

1984
Dracula
Fatherhood by Bill Cosby

Heroes:

All my heroes are weirdos.

My Blog

Testosterone

Today, I saw a girl that was so beautiful that it made me angry. Then I stormed around and knocked a bunch of stuff over... Thats what I did today.
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

I want a girl who...

Learning shit sucks, because it's never easy to learn anything. You always have to go through hell to learn the smallest lessons in life. But now, at least I got that whole "dont let the girl rui...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

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you are all horribly shallow shallow people
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

Corrected Misconceptions

Lists like this are made to try to avoid the fact that its your own fault why you cant get a date, or boy/girlfriend, so shit like this is made, with no credibility, or idea what the hell they are tal...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

Test your sence of humor.

Girlfriend application   1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Desc...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST

a curious dream

I am riding my bike through Olde Town Arvada, and I am being chased by a man with a medeocore art cannon. That (go figure) shot flaming medeocore art at me. Flaming Georgia O'Keffe's, flaming H....
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST

Ran out of things to say

Ive run out of things to sayI'm a fuckng wreckI see no use in trying The bags under my eyesMake me look likeIve been on a ten year drinking binge I have so much shit I gotta doI wouldnt call it procra...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:32:00 PST

The sexiest songs ever written (in no particular order)

Of corse, I'll add more when I think of more1. Spoon I Turn My Camera On2. Queens of the Stone Age I Wanna Make it Wit Chu3. Death from Above 1979 Romantic Rights4. Yeah, Yeah, Yea...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

My dad voted for Bush

Watch all of these. Seriously. *Support this troop, and why. Caught on Tape: Bush Admits WMD Were Irrelevant (Video Link)The smoking gun: memo proves that Bush and Blair wanted war.Bush vs. Bush on Ir...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

I finaly found someone. I'm in love.

Boys and girls mature at different speeds. Boys are typicaly loud, and girls are typicaly naieve. Both as imature, but not looked at the same. Noise is more noticeable. People dont look at other peopl...
Posted by Baron Von Dynamo on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST