What A Whore |
Courtney Love just handed over a 25 percent share of her Nirvana songwriting holdings. She got something over 50 million. What a filthy money grubbing whore. She has blown all her mo...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:29:00 GMT |
The Beer Prayer |
Beer Prayer
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us for our spi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:03:00 GMT |
The Signifyin Monkey |
Way down in the jungle deep,The bad ass lion stepped on the signifyin monkey's feet.The monkey said, "Muthafucka, can't you see?Why, you standin on my goddamn feet!"The lion said, "I ain't heard a wor...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 22:00:00 GMT |
slinky.... |
Some people are like Slinkys.
They are really worthless pieces of junk.
But they can still bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:56:00 GMT |
yeah... |
I hate you in that "cut your head off with a toothbrush" kind of way
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 19:26:00 GMT |
wtf? |
I don't know what the hell I am supposed to put here........
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:44:00 GMT |
