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Ms. Smarty Pants

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About Me

"I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?" (butters from south park)
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM AND I FREED MYSELF
Life, you're beautiful (I say)
you just couldn't get more fecund,
more befrogged or nightingaily,
more anthillful or sproutspouting.
I'm trying to court life's favor,
to get into its good graces,
to anticipate its whims.
I'm always the first to bow,
always there where it can see me
with my humble, reverent face,
soaring on the wings of rapture,
falling under waves of wonder.
Oh how grassy is this hopper,
how this berry ripely rasps.
I would never have conceived it
if I weren't conceived myself!
Life (I say) I've no idea
what I could compare you to.
No one else can make a pine cone
and then make the pine cone's clone.
I praise your inventiveness,
bounty, sweep, exactitude,
sense of order – gifts that border
on witchcraft and wizardry.
I just don't want to upset you,
tease or anger, vex or rile.
For millennia, I've been trying
to appease you with my smile.
I tug at life by its leaf hem:
will it stop for me, just once,
momentarily forgetting
to what end it runs and runs?
("ALLEGRO MA NON TROPPO" by W. Szymborska, translated by Stanislaw Baranczak)
POLISH HISTORY IN 10 MINUTES

My Interests

I am from the alcoholic family, can drive a tractor, plant trees, and have a flat head with dandruff but who cares
FOREVER DRUNK, I WANT TO BE FOREVER DRUNK

I'd like to meet:

my family! and the girl from the Lublin castle and chudesq

Music:

silence is the most miraculous music I've ever heard; I also like it adorned by the sounds of nature

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Paper Moon, Talk to Her, Nowhere in Africa, Forrest Gump, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Rejs, Mis, Psy, Dzien swira, Sami swoi, Nie ma mocnych, Kochaj albo rzuc, and on, and on, and on...

Television:

tv became extinct for me 6 years ago

Books:

"The Master and Margarita" Mikhail Bulgakov, "One Hundred Years of Solitude" Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Elementarz, Plastus "Rosemary's Baby" Ira Levin, "Prawiek i inne czasy" Olga Tokarczuk, "The Witcher" (Saga) Andrzej Sapkowski, "The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business" Werner Holzwarth&Wolf Erlbruch

Heroes:

Thorgal Aegirsson
and...

My Blog

SOBOTKI! (Noc Swietojanska, Kupala) -June 23rd

FESTThe fest Kupala also known as Sobótka is the fest celebrated upon the Summer solstice in June. It was a sacred holy day honoring the two most important elements of Fire and Water. The tradition is...
Posted by Ms. Smarty Pants on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:27:00 PST

Dres

Dres or dresiarz (plural dresy or dresiarze) is used in Poland to describe a certain stereotype of a (typically) young man, usually originating from smaller towns, poor city districts, or towerblock a...
Posted by Ms. Smarty Pants on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

DISCO POLO'S 18TH BIRTHDAY!

Disco polo is a musical genre unique and native to Poland, which in its present form exists since the early 1990s. It was derived from contemporary folk tunes (mostly somewhat vulgarised ones played a...
Posted by Ms. Smarty Pants on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

Marzanna

Marzanna, Murava, Moréna or Morena is a Slavic goddess. Her exact function is unclear. She is most often believed to be a Goddess of harvest and witchcraft. In some medieval Christian sources such as ...
Posted by Ms. Smarty Pants on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

Polska

Tu jest mój domZ moim zyciem w tleTutaj moga mnie lubicAle moga tez nieTu jest mój jezykTutaj jest mój swiatMoge zyc bez milosciJesli tylko sie daMozemy byc dla siebieI bliscy i wrodzyAle w koncu z cz...
Posted by Ms. Smarty Pants on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST