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Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Then again, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt; the word "hunt" suggests ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:48:00 GMT

The Official Male Code of Conduct

THE OFFICIAL MALE CODE: 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally beaten and k...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:00:00 GMT