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wuk

i haven't bitch-slapped anyone since tucson...

About Me

fueled by the power of lemons

My Interests

record huntin', binge drinking, old style, fan cans of old style, wiffleball, read about important stuff, functional alcoholics, working out, arkanoid, burritos at six in the morning, getting high, large volumes of whiskey,general silliness, visiting places i've never been before and taking in local customs, mint chip ice cream, pharmacology, staring at the wall(i do this one a lot), the s-gerat, roaming the city, arguing about politics, grilling, sparks!!!, playing bingo and winning, jaywalking, drinking before 10am, ben sherman clothing, stealing music and giving it to all my friends, making cd mixes...listening to it once...throwing it away and starting over, swearing at conservatives and shooting holes in their personal dogmas, being an ass, confrontation, anything slathered in bbq sauce, scowling, chocolate, jus' a little drinky-poo, being a xanimal, watching my parents from afar, scoffing at moderation, putting a smile on my friends faces, putting a frown on my elder siblings face, my dog...who is sorely missed, acting like i care, appraising luxurious real estate whilst under the influence, scowling at the upper class, ja-la-pen-o chips, imopolex G, looking down at the lower class, giving my father booze and listening to the volume of his voice steadily increase, testing my own personal limits, playing risk...ruling the world, making fun of my roommate to his face, dreaming of becoming a warlord in a developing nation, 30 seconds of hate, forwarding my own personal agenda

I'd like to meet:

a taco that shits ice cream

Music:

ask me where i get it/i got it from my pops/with a man in the house all the bullshit stops/when i sing a song/why, what the hell is goin' on/you never know if you only trust a tv and a radio/these days can't tell who's in cahoots/cause the kkk wears three piece suitsits like that y'all

Movies:

i think it would be all kinds of badass to be an extra in a zombie movie. by that i mean be one of the random zombies...

Television:

teacher...provider...secret lover...

Books:

current title: blackwater: rise of the world's most powerful mercenary army

Heroes:

luke van acker- international superstarr

My Blog

this makes me SO happy...

i just nearly pissed myself at work.  things like this ONLY come from my brothers warped mind.  please...read on... The majesty that is Chuck Norris. Consider the following facts: (...
Posted by wuk on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:26:00 PST

its monday...why not be militant

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers f...
Posted by wuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST