Im an easy going laid back 21 year old, six foot one 214lbs, from Texas but Im in Michigan now. I LIKE TO IN MY SPARE TIME: clean my ears, play basketball, play pool, drive with my brights on, smoke weed, drink beer, play dominos, count money, smack hoes, watch jerry springer and the price is right while i listen to loud music, shoot dice, i like slurpees,(the frozen ones too) cursing in sign language, making up new words in sign language, pushing buttons twisting nipples and giving wedgies, i like to spit a bunch of watermelon seeds out at once, i like to scratch lottery tickets, my butt and behind my ears (but not in that order), i prefer paper not plastic, lighter no matches, shaken not stirred, BOTTLES NEVER CANS, like to talk with an accent, wear sunglasses at night, eat corn on the cob, like to say CORN ON THY COB, i feel its neccessary to sometimes carry excessive pocket change, snap my fingers, and act like im deaf, its fun to slap kittens, leave the toilet seat up, sing in the car, honk at people, sleep in, break things, take things apart, pretend like im reading, eat string cheese, blame farts on other people, watch COPS, steal money, cars and jewlery, and i get the most enjoyment when i kick puppies...preferably shi-tzus because they go farther. Just kidding half of that shit i dont even do....anymore. BUT REALLY THE ONLY THING I HAVE A PASSION FOR IS MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH, THATS WHERE I GET MY KICKS. So if you seen my page and didn't crack a smile.... i think you might have an IQ equal to paralyzed goldfish.
Im really opened minded when it comes to meeting new people and doing new things. Unless i've heard shit about you, then you don't have to worry about me being so judgemental towards you, your friends do it for me already. If you think Im arrogant, your right...if you say Im CoCKy, then you aint never lied...if you think Im a nice guy, i think your a lucky person...if you think im sexy, then hit me up so we can talk...if you pass judgement on me, i'll pass gas in your mouth...while your sleeping...if you like to talk shit, i'll send you some Certs...if you want to ask me a personal question, expect a personal answer...if you touch my beer, family, friends, personal property, food or butt, without permission, my knuckles will touch your chin, nose, or eye without notice.(depending on how tall you are)...if you try and hurt me, don't forget Im mexican, we carry knives...if you think Im funny, then i think your funny looking...if you ask me why? i'll ask you Why not?...I love to push people to see how far they will go...I am very spontaneous...but only when its appropriate... I like to tell my employers i am a certified ninja on my days off...i have Jedi like reflexes that the chicks cant get enough of... Im fast like a puma...im as aggressive as a mongoose...I AM STRONG LIKE BULL! Anyways keep checking my page for laughs because i just keep on adding things all the time. BUY FUR NOW!!!!!ha ha ha
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