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ben

As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited,

About Me

well hello i use to be called ben then i joined the army and lost my firstname ive been called woody ever since, but you can call me tonight. im in the royal corp of signals no i dont wave flags around its radio shite. um cant say ive been doing alot what with training taking up almost all my time as of late. i love to go out to drink not on my own but with other people im not drunk like. i can be funny at times if you can get past my negative attitude and the constant dry sarcasm. im well chilled out though and im full of contradiction int that good hey?

My Interests

i do enjoy a good run love to read books love to watch movies but as of late ive not had much time for fun as ive been doing alot of training

I'd like to meet:

anyone thats random enough to have been called a freak or wierd would do if you havnt then you better have been called somthing along those lines or your not good enough for me so run for the hills jimmy this train aint coming home

Music:

The Clash, The Misfits, The Damned, The Ramones, The Specials, The Selector, The Sex Pistols, Bad Brains, Black Flag, The Buzzcocks, MC5, New York Dolls, Bad Religion, Operation Ivy, Gogol Bordello, The Adicts, Capdown, Circle Jerks, AFi.... shit i dunno you get the picture

Movies:

lovin the films stuff like evil dead, shaun of the dead, fear and loathing, battle royale, donnie darko.... well to put it blunt i like alot of films

Television:

family guy, south park, spaced, american dad well to be honest thats about it for tv i dont watch it much any more if at all

Books:

im reading the dark tower by steven king at the moment and i got to say its awesome stuff lovin it im up to book 5 and i cant seem to put it down. after that i might read me abit of shaun hutson then i might try to finish that war and peace but its so boring but once i start somthing i got to see it though even if it is shite

Heroes:

probley my grandad he just seems to understand me more than anyone else although i wouldnt call him my hero hes just the person i respect the most you would have to meet him to understand that, hes just one of them people

My Blog

working for the fair people

well the other day james, mat, dave, chris and i went to see the new borat movie thing well it was sold out so we seen some shite movie instead turns out when i got into to town to meet them the film ...
Posted by ben on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST

army, my birthday and lots of other random junk

well i got in the army at last start date it jan 2nd go awey for 6weeks then get a long weekend of where i can come home for a couple days then back to the army place for another 6weeks then if im luc...
Posted by ben on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

my worse enermy and IM HAVING A PARTY ON SATERDAY WOOO IM GOING TO GET WASTED

im having a party im having a party im having a party im having party yeah thats right im having a party and guess what only cool people can come well that was the plan but then i just started asking ...
Posted by ben on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

the blog to end all blogs well no but this one will have a end im sure of it

well well since i left tesco last month or somthing i havnt had a job and ive been loving it...... but the mother has been nagging me to get another i havnt herd from the landscape garden bloke so i w...
Posted by ben on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:04:00 PST

the mickles bug take 2

ive not done one of these in ages so i thought i would for the sake of not having done because i hadnt and so i thought i should but now i look back on it i have nothing realy to say so i will keep it...
Posted by ben on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:59:00 PST

whaa chuffin whaa mate

i dont know im writing this i have nothing to say im just bored o a drunk lady rang in on 'the mint' and i laughed at her ummm i passed all my medical things for the army so i get to go back on the tr...
Posted by ben on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:41:00 PST

some random thoughts

i was thinking what valentines day realy means now i think if it ever meant anything its value has been ethier taken for advanage or has been lost behind a smoke screen of commercialisum did it n...
Posted by ben on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

a made up story about a badger called dave

well well once apon a time there was a badger called dave. dave was on a magical quest to find a pint in fairy tale land, because all the pubs had been closed by the evil ear trumpet. (im not sure whe...
Posted by ben on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:09:00 PST

wooo

hello my lovlys how are yous, good? well to be honest no one reads these so who cares, well anyways the other day i tryed to blag a day of work by usin the old my cousins been in a car crash routine. ...
Posted by ben on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 05:45:00 PST

why hello

dunno why i do these no one reads them..... but yeah sorry been awey for a longish time had virus on comp and couldnt be assed to fix it till now. So now im back and stuff
Posted by ben on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:36:00 PST