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Jill Turnbow

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Semi-Retired standup, living the good life. Watching the surf, breathing clean air. Also started my own theatre company. Houselights Theatre. Houselightstheatre.org

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Clooney (sure, that'll happen) Jon Stewart, anyone who can make me laugh, someone who knows how to fix some things around my house, a wealthy benefactor....

My Blog

The Great Debate

FROM BOTH SIDES   While my political views tend to lean to the left (in fact, so far to the left that I have actually been known to tip over) I can't seem to help the fact that I am clearly righ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:48:00 GMT

just do it

STOP TALKING, GET OFF THE COUCH AND JUST DO IT   I don't own a pair of Nike shoes, but I think they have the right idea. Just do it. No one ever found a cure for something, created great art, or...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:46:00 GMT

an old column

CULTURE SHOCK My friends have collectively decided that I am completely out of my mind. Rash, flaky, irrational. But I like to think of it as just slightly impulsive&in a charming kind of way. There'...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:41:00 GMT

RESOLUTIONS

Every year, on New Year's Eve, after a couple of cocktails, I make a list of things I resolve to accomplish in the coming twelve months. I don't know why I don't just title the list, "Things That I Am...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:54:00 GMT

blog...blog...blog...blah...blah...blah

Gosh, I haven't blogged in a year and a half?  That should tell me something.  Meanwhile, I have been writing a column for a local paper on the central coast.  So I'm going to post the ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:42:00 GMT

I’m breathing...I’m breathing

I have learned a few things about myself over the years. As an example, just because I know the facts, doesn't mean I'm going to change my opinion. I know corn is not a healthy vegetable, and yet I st...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:42:00 GMT

MARKING MY BIRTHDAY

I'm getting a tattoo. Now, if you knew me at all, the above sentence would make your head spin around like that little girl in The Exorcist. Simply stated, I am not the tattoo "type". I do not have a...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:42:00 GMT

converted

Ok, I have finally converted over to the comedy section.  I think that says a lot about my career.  And stop bitching, I found a different picture.  I have no updated pictures.  My...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:51:00 GMT

First one

Ok, after being hounded by friends, I now have a My Space page.  So I can now be stalked by 14 year old goth kids.   But hopefully I can find some old comic friends and say hello.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:34:00 GMT