Tommy

You know I really dislike taking about myself, or maybe I just feel like a dork typing this out on my phone (my Commodore 64 is too slow). I'm probably one of the funniest people you will ever meet, or I'd like to think so. Not because you will be laughing with me or next to me, but because you will be laughing at me or in my general direction. I have yet to meet anyone who is bored around me. I enjoy the curve balls life throws at me. I tend to stuff my brain with a lot of useless facts (it's almost full). And all that tends to come up at the oddest of occasions. Like 872 Car Wrecks And No Injuries On The Dukes Of Hazzard. I'm not just the glass is half full kinda guy, I'm more the type wanting to know what it is half full of and if it's water, how can I fill it and make pink lemonade out out it. How do they make lemonade pink, anyway? I have an unusual personality that is hard to describe. It's much easier to experience it and then, and only then, you can jump to all the conclusion you want. Or, you could just ask. I won't lie. But please, don't be scared, I only think I'm intimidating. I think I have an impeccable since of fashion, though some, maybe even most, might try to tell me bell-bottom, butterfly collar leisure suits dropped out of fashion some time ago. I love to laugh at life and the obstacles it puts in my way. It's not to often I get mad. Not even on the road anymore. I just had to teach myself if I get mad at every nucklehead that crossed my path, I would be a miserable person.*** SURGEON GENERAL WARNING *** Repeated use of this brain donor could cause sudden heart burn, headaches, cramps or even in some small cases, mild to moderate death. Don't be fooled by the cheap shots by the author, to the author of this message. He really does think highly of himself.

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