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P Funk

Free your mind and your ass will follow!

About Me

Hey im Parker, I love life...it can suck sometimes, but if things didnt suck, you wouldnt know how to make the future better, its the times that bring you down to something pitiful to when we learn to build something higher and better than what we dropped from...Music is something really everyone should keep close to themselves, its one of the strongest ways to touch a spiritual existence, plus it just kicks ass, its my air, my life, everything, i dont know where i would be without it... A word on friends, well what not to say, its not so much about the quantity of friends you have, its really the quality, they are the ones that keep you progressing despite the setbacks, its an honor to have the people i know right now in my life, everyone of them are great people.... "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT"- George Clinton Take the quiz: "THE ULTIMATE ROCK QUIZ! Very Accurate"

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Parker Twibell
Birthday: May 18, 2006
Birthplace: Morristown, New Jersey
Current Location: Savannah, Georgia
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: i think around 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: I like to think im Ambidextrous.
Your Heritage: English, German, Scottish, Irish, Swahilian and Mozambiquen
The Shoes You Wore Today: American Eagle Sandals
Your Weakness: Superman, i crumble within sight of him. oh and bad, shitty sellout music.
Your Fears: Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Yellowcard and other similar bands get inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame
Your Perfect Pizza: I like meatlovers, Jerk Chicken, pinneapple, and well cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become better at drums and sax...get into a good college, well thats more of next year, or at least when i find out...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ok
Thoughts First Waking Up: What could i have done last night to end up here...
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands (yes fingers too, but they come with the territory) i guess. couldnt play drums or sax without them.
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: The life and jam sessions of Billy Twibell.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: it all depends... i like romantic singles, but i also enjoy those crazy group events...they can get interesting and really fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...i beleive my mom worked for their corporate branch
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffea
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: try to
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes, and still am...its no foolish highschool thing, this is a much higher form of love. Has much to do with BT and the inspiration he left behind
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, have to, i plan on giving the music business a taste of Twibell...
Do you want to get Married: Yes...i do...
Do you belive in yourself: Depends what field...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah, not really, kinda though
Do you think you are Attractive: Im no uglyot...but i mean, if i said something like hell yeah it wouldnt really matter because its the other people (girls usually) that really decide on its worthyness.
Are you a Health Freak: Well no, but i keep myself clean, and try to keep in shape
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, sometimes...cant say all the time though
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them, i think they are the most soothing things to listen to and to be a part of...tornadoes are a buzz kill though
Do you play an Instrument: Drums and Sax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: wine from church...does that count?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha yeah, well it was a restaurant in a mall. Macoroni Grill.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole thing, but ive eaten my oreos..they are addicting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes i have...Sushi Zen.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, i wish, but no...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, i hope that doesnt happen anytime soon either
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i mean, when i was tubing my pants fell off...does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: been battered around a little, nothing too serious
Ever Shoplifted: no...almost have by accident..had gum in my pocket that i could carry with all the other stuff in my hand...nearly walked out but i went back and payed for it
How do you want to Die: not by freezing, burning, drowning, suffocating in anyway, not by being stoned to death, being shot is ok just not like in the stomach, that sucks
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician/Producer
What country would you most like to Visit: Congo...to find them wild Gorrilas that kill people for fun...like in that movie.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: usually shorter than me, typically a few inches shorter...at most as tall as me...certainly not taller unless its like 7 feet, then that would be cool
Weight: a ton or more usually.
Best Clothing Style: Hollister by far....La Coste puts up a good fight but Hollister wins the Nobel for clothing...
Number of Drugs I have taken: ive taken all the extreme ones...Advil, Bayer, Tylenol...i dont mess around
Number of CDs I own: cant say...i really dont know
Number of Piercings: hopefully ill have one in college...
Number of Tattoos: i think ill end up with a couple...ive been thinkin about some meaningfull ones, but i wont go crazy with them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there are many, but then if i didnt regret things, i would never improve in the future...so fuck it, i dont regret anything...
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My Interests

Playing Drums, Music, Girls, Parties, playing my second instrument the Tenor Saxophone.

I'd like to meet:

The members of the Red Hot CHili Peppers and Stevie Wonder

Music:

Influences (on both instruments): BILLY TWIBELL, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Muse, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Guns n Roses, Wallflowers, Sublime, Weezer, Parliament, Funkadelic, Herbie Hancock, Stevie Wonder, Doors, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Sly and The Family Stone, Earth Wind and Fire, Daft Punk, Robert Randolf and the Family Band, Slipknot, Metallica, Chuck Berry, Galactic, Beatles, Bad Company, Aerosmith Fats Dominio, Everlast, Ohio Players, Gorillaz, Otis Redding, White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, The Meters, Marcus Miller, Kool and The Gang, James Brown, Galactic, Average White Band, Bob Marley and the Wailers,Dirty Dozen Brass Band, and some what of Al Greene. Eagles, Aerosmith, Doobie Brothers, Allman Brothers, Wallflowers, Ben Harper, Tom Petty, Traveling Wilburys, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Neil Young (solo albums), Lynard Skynard, Roots, 311, Miles Davis, Buddy Rich, Tony Royster Jr., Dave Matthews Band (old stuff, its really all about Carter Beuford though, fuckin amazing drummer), Optimus Prime haha, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, The Band, Blues Traveler, Radiohead, Cars, Cat Stevens, The Clash, The Ramones, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Eagles, Elton John, Everlast, Gov't Mule, Janis Joplin, Tracy Chapman, Cranberries, Alice n Chains, Jerry Cantrel, Joe Cocker, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, more to come....

Movies:

Weird Al- White and Nerdy



Weird Al- White and Nerdy music video Almost Famous, Ray, Walk the Line, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Forest Gump, 8 Mile, Chad Smith's Red Hot Rythm Method, Usual Suspects, Con Air, Saving Private Ryan.

Television:

ENTOURAGE baby! every sunday 10:00pm, you should get into it...Deadliest Catch is a cool and intense show...Fuse TV is a cool station, lots of good music, especially their rockfes, kicks ass

Books:

I try to stick to Holden Scott or Micheal Crighton books, there very good. Yes there simple science fiction stories, but there the only kind i will stay awake for.

Heroes:

The memories and soul of Billy Twibell aka. Beatmaster, Ray Charles (keepin my brother company), Chad Smith (funkiest drummer in the world), Ziggabo Modeliste (funkiest black drummer ever), Johnny Cash (defining country, unfortunately that genre went to shit after him)