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Dyke Van Dick

About Me

Born in the swamps of Vietnamese Dutch Pensilvania, Dyke Van Dick began playing music in trees, entertaining the purple sloths and the local swampfolk. Now living in sunny CA., DVD is a member of the musical trio, New Lezbians, which also happens to be an ongoing home recording, burrito eating, tequila swilling hoopdeedoo.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/11/2006
Band Members: DVD, and the New Lez's
Influences: Bowie, Tyrone Stone, Mishima Yukio, my fat cousin Otis.
Sounds Like: Zappa--really? Zappa hoo? Really, I was going for Duran Duran!
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Posthumorous archives

Why not. I mean, what are blogs for if not for writing down absolutely everything, regardless of how tacky or trite? So, OK, here's a list from the archives of some of my fav posthumorous celebs, goin...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Posthumorous Goodies

Shit, I just realized that myspace is a perfect tool for updating funny names for famous dead people as they drop--hence 'posthumorous!' OK, her's a recent update: Mourning Stapleton Anna Nicole's Nix...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Abstinence

Some people think abstinence is the answer to what troubles those who are suffering from a lack thereof& I'd like to place a man-sized condom over the heads of the apathetic masses and use logic ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:30:00 GMT