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Genius Filmmaker/Writer/Director David Lynch's thoughts on Product Placement in Movies: and to top things off? ...His thoughts on the iPhone:
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:30:00 GMT

It’s me! Every girl!

Knock knock Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and y...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:55:00 GMT

The 5 biggest pimps in history

The 5 Pimpingest Historical Figures Philosopher of rap Ice-T once reflected that "Pimpin' ain't easy." I am inclined to agree. That's why these historical men deserve special co...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Apparently I look like Denise Richards. MyHeritage can suck it

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Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:08:00 GMT

If any of these apply to you, you are a dolt

1. If your friend is hotter than you are, don't set your default picture to a shot of the 2 of you - it just makes you look even worse, and it's also a major let down to those of us who thought you W...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:09:00 GMT

The Psyche of Women

Due to an overwhelming response from the bulletin I put out, here is the original in all it's bitter glory.In response to Tina's posting, here is my personally edited translation of 'The Psyche of Man...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:05:00 GMT

Why Donald Trump is the man

The Donald is  probably sitting on the toilet first thing in the morning wiping his ass with gold leaf toilet paper and  reading a copy of the NY Times thinking to himself "Hmm.. How can fuc...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:46:00 GMT

Confessions of Chadwick

PtcLegend83: I got banned from the bodybuilding.com forum for flaming a cop...PtcLegend83: because I posted this:PtcLegend83: I love how doughnut-munching street cops think they have carte blanche to...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:48:00 GMT

K-Fed's producer is DEAD!

F-KEDS PRODUCER IS DEAD - Music producer Disco D (real name David Shayman) committed suicide on Tuesday.  D was found dead inside his New York home. He was 27. D mixed beats for 50 Cent, Trick Da...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:01:00 GMT

"The West and South remains dry, while the Northeast can expect a facial"

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Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:16:00 GMT