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David

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About Me

I have the worst job at Umpqua Bank -tracking sales and paying incentives. Yes it's about as interesting as it sounds. Since I can't say anything clever or entertaining about myself I filled out this survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: 06-29-82
Birthplace: Bend, Or
Current Location: Roseburg, Or
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't wore shoes yet today
Your Weakness: Being kicked in the nuts
Your Fears: Heights, Falling, Mice, and see above
Your Perfect Pizza: Half & Half
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Climb a Mountain
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hello I always say hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: *@%$! I don't want to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: My butt! It's quite nice!
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember where I placed it
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Never been on a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes...I mean no! $^@#!
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: um... I would hope everyone does!
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: No... I'm already married
Do you belive in yourself: I don't acknowledge myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I was bringing sexy back but then I got hurt:-(
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mom- YES! My dad- Haven't him in a while.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Big ones that like break stuff
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, Twice
In the past month have you been Dumped: I taken alot of dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes a cock tease
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Ebola
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't Want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Darker type hair
Short or Long Hair: long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 250+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I Can't remember them all
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James Bond, Agent 007


83%

Maximus


75%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

The Terminator


54%

Indiana Jones


46%

William Wallace


42%

Neo, the "One"


38%

Batman, the Dark Knight


33%

Lara Croft


29%

El Zorro


21%
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My Interests

Sports, Basketball, Xbox 360, playing guitar, music, and Manatees!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...sorry I couldn't resist.

Music:

Incubus, Audioslave, Dave Matthews Band, Fuel, NIN, BNL, Lloyd Banks, DMX, Opie and Anthony and Lil Jimmy Norton, Ron & Fez, Pearl Jam, about everything but emo and country.

Movies:

Anchorman, The Bourne Movies, DodgeBall, Eddie Izzard comedy shows and anything with Denzel Washington or Will Ferrell

Television:

24- Jack Bauer will F%$^ing kill you!, The Office, X-play, ATOS, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs and any basketball game I can find

Books:

Tom Clancy, Robert Ludlum, and Michael Crichton