IMMORTADELL BIODEGRADABLE HISTORY:
Begun from a joke in bad taste, Immortadell came to light among comics, cartoons and bullshit at three friends' home, all music lovers (and bullshit lovers). The very first line up was made up of Brother Ciabbath Dorm Occulta (Valerio S.), Brother Desdemonaz Dorm Occulta (Antonio B.) and Burzum, a.k.a. The Flying Dutcho. Things broke loose, there was the band, the will to play and music was coming out freely, and with this line up we recorded the first great demo tape "The Killing Zampon"- (dement Tape 97)". Suond was referable to a black-trash-grindcore-demential-burzuminspired-abnormalmetal full of filth, smut and obscene language, that we shortened with the term "Grezz Metal" (listen to the demo to understand the reason). The biggest problem for this band was the lack of resources, compensated by a strong will. The demo was recorded in several sessions, in about four days, at the Buonarota studios, which means Desdemonaz's living room, by a very professional rec&play; the songs were composed and tried out in approximately 4 or 5 seconds before switching the black button with the red dot. Everything started with "Two noses in the wind", an intro inspired by the theme song of Ranma 1/2, followed by the song itself, but in black death version: since we didn't know the lyrics, missing parts were replaced with obscenities and various blasphemies. Among the others there was "Sang, fuc e Chitemmurt", inspired by a Bathory's song ("Blood, fire, death"), followed by "Lo Gnappolo", whose lyrics talked about a teddy bear that was a children molester (there was alzo an unmissable spoken in the beginning in which Burzum performs a tv correspondent). The real masterpiece is "U ciann d Mammt" (which means "Your mother's pussy"), 2,03 seconds of pure violence, short but intense; I think we should have put it in an EP containing 40 versions of the same song, but we had limited resources. Another noticeable song was the seven acts opera "The Killing Zampon (Saint Sebastian Baby)", monumental suite characterized by improbable variations and lyrics meriting the world guinnes. During the entire recording Burzum enlivened us with his great senseless interjections, first reproved, then appreciated and collected as outtakes. Unfotunately there were disagreements between the components of the band due to evident musical differences: in fact the guitarist/keyboardist Desdemonaz preferred to dedicate himself to progressive metal, while yours truly wanted to hang on to the classic, demential and brutal suond. Despite of long periods of inactivity, the band never really died. One day a fellow wanted by the police for bestiality, named Fabio, joined the band with the name Lagnathur. We had the idea of a mascotte, a pig with a wrap and an eye-patch, there are some illustrations around somewhere. Comics, action figures, reviews and various stunt about Immortadell came out, all close to the vandalism. But the new line up didn't recorded anything official, just an unreleased demo-tape (Who Sung the Chitemmurt? - dement tape 1998), some other senseless songs recorded at the Emmaus Studios and other bullshit recorded by a walkman in the middle of the street. But Immortadell was a heavy burden, nobody wanted to join a completely senseless band. Even Lagnathur refused to go on, in spite of the plenty of brilliant ideas. So I was left alone, but I succedeed in realizing a cd version of the demo tape. Now there is Ciabbath waving the flag with the bitten mozzarella and the pirate pig, and the Grand Master Gene Crazed supports our project. Soon "Killing Zampon" will be released on LP. At the moment Immortadell released "The age of Grezz Metal", available on the cd-R series on www.apuliandestruction.com Immortadell will never die, because they never born, in fact they exist since the beginning of time.Long Live Mozz 'n' roll.