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Apathy Unlimited

It's better to have and not need, then to need and not have

About Me

Space traveling is boring, running around chasing ducks are fun. Sky diving is so much better when your intoxicated. Standing half naked singing pirate songs can be describe as a jar head in disguise. Back flips and cart wheels should only be done by a person that weighs over 250 lbs. Engaging in a conversation is fun only if you don't know what to talk about, however your first sentence should consist of foot licking and luv handle grabbing aka jelly rolls or moo shu side fat. Don't take life for granted and always finish your corona's and henieken's!These are my 1 2 steps for 07 JSL An average chinese Joe

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I remember vividly that one day going into my local CVS N pharmacy and shockingly bumping into a beautiful mid 30 years old lady. She was mix with Polish, French and Chinese! She ask me a question in Chinese because she couldn't speak English well enough to ask me where she can buy a white jade with hello kitty mark on the borders?? huh? I was stunned, but it wasn't due to the question she asked, but how gorgeous she was and her dark mysterious eyes forced me to venture far beyond this small yet rather big borough so called Brooklyn. Um um....i mumbled for the second time in my life and I felt the burning on both of my cheeks, it was no surprise that it was going to turn from yellow to bright blushing red! Struggling to regain my goofy composure and hard confident manly voice, i guided her to the right path as any other decent honest Asian citizen would do; however in the end of our short adequate conversation I bashfully ask for her number. I was completely out of my mind and I was expecting a total smack on the face or even a kick to the knee portion. She went through three expressions in less than a second, like a kiddie book with three chapters that leaves the reader absolutely nothing to learn about but a simple delight of reading it. You should try three expressions and leave the last one bursting with HA HA's and walking away! "Come visit me in France" she said. At that moment it all came clear to me. Another epiphany is just a step toward Nirvana. I could go to France and i find her again, and before i know it....i'll be back in the city snapping fingers with Crazy Winz and Tall Ed lol. AL is probably throwing his fist out like he's a UFC fighter, but i know it's just his way of dancing. If you enjoy my short little fictional story then I've done my part on this "Who I'd like to meet" (nobody!?) section on my space because i know who are true in my life. do you?? If i ever meet a politician members agreeing to send more troops to Iraq, I will knock him out and draw a Penis on his forehead to show those supporting ignorant people out there how bad their image are and poor leadership skills are on national Television! You were just lying to yourself the whole time and denying your true abilities to express your individuality and power of influence! We're going to take it to the top mah dudes! You with me?JSL aka Lifudamus

Movies:

I'm starring in it right now! I play it back once in a while to see what my mistakes are so i can have a good ending that leaves people questioning where I will be in the next movie!

Books:

I don't have favorite books, I appreciate every one of them that I've read because I learned something from every detailed line the authors wrote!

Heroes:

Mr. Roger

My Blog

Restless even in an obvious defeat

I always had this dream rising through the ashes of death, standing up for what I truly believe in when everyone around hesitated. Being strong and not giving up or breaking down. I would crawl throug...
Posted by Apathy Unlimited on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:41:00 PST