Top 20 reasons not to eat at McDonalds |
1) Eating veal is one thing, but eating kitten is just too cruel.
2) "Secret sauce"
3) Hundreds of illegal immigrants get arthritis every day from grinding up pig snouts.
4) It is worrisom...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:56:00 PST |
My girlie! |
So, I have a new(ish) woman and she makes me happy. She unlike all of the others is stable, capable of keeping a job, respectful, friendly, funny, AND pretty.
I admit that sometimes it se...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST |
I AM THE SURVIVOR!!! |
Just a little while ago, I got home from my crappy part-time bank security job. I was pissed off because some jerkwad came in just as the bank was closing to open an account and I miss...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:04:00 PST |
Drugs? |
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I don't like hard-core druggies, mostly because they are losers. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
I know that there are a lot of fools out...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:11:00 PST |
Tameshigeri |
I recently did tameshigeri (cutting up rolled up matts with a sword) at Jujitsu. It was hella' fun!
Toby reminded us, "you guys don't know how good you are" again and said that he was ext...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST |
To all of the ladies |
Recently I have been reflecting on what I really want out of women, and I have just about figured it out.
I am sick of bimbos. I am not really interested in the ones that insist on going out to ...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:18:00 PST |
The truth about when you are drunk... |
As the eternally sober guy, I often get asked, "what am I like when I am drunk?" The truth is that you don't really want to know. There is a certian point in the night when people get...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST |
SWORDY, SWORDY, SWORDY |
YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! I FINALLY HAVE A SWORD! IT IS MY VERY OWN SWORD!
I have been practing Shindo Yoshin Ryu for over two years without my own sword. I haven't been able to practice at ...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST |
The things that you do not want to hear when someone is wielding a sword... |
In sword class, I have discovered all of the things that I DON'T want to hear during batto (sword drawing).
1) "Whoops!"
2) "HEADS!"
3) "The doctor says that I will have grip strength in my right hand...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST |
So, I'm turning 30 soon... |
...and I am scared as hell. Specifically I am turning 30 on March 30th. If you are into retarded coincidences involving numbers, I am turning 30 on the 3rd month, 3 years before the turn o...
Posted by Death by snoo-snoo on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST |
