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*M*E*L*I*S*

I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!!!!

About Me

I admire creativity, even if it sucks. I have problems with moderation, but only when I'm alone. I am obsessed with moral dilemmas. A friend is never a friend if they laugh AT you. I appreciate honesty and find it one of the most difficult attributes to come across, especially when dealing with one's self. Generosity becomes a negative enabler when its expected and I believe nothing dictates the good or evil of any action more than the intention behind the action itself. Nothing exists without acknowledgement.
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My Interests

Philosophy, although I don't talk about it much. Painting, Exercise, Hiking, Baseball, the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco. The Golden Gate Bridge. Reading. img src="http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l207/minab_1979/fktmp 13_0009.jpg" border="0" alt=

I'd like to meet:

Anybody willing to bring me chicken. Someone who enjoys long walks on the beach, puppies and doing it on rainbows. Kidding, just here for friends and the occasional cool new person. Blasts-from-the-past are always welcome of course! Here's My next VACATION, Phi Phi Thailand.

Music:

Ready? AFI, Social D ,Janis Joplin, Rolling Stones, Yin Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Homegrown, Tribe, Offspring, My Chemical Romance, BEP, David Gray, The Crooks, Cypress Hill, Yellowcard, anything but shit-kickin country. Tchkovskys violin concerto (yes I'm being serious) , Tracy Chapmans old stuff.GOLDFINGER!

Movies:

Breakfast @ Tiffanys is my all-time favorite, Napolean Dynomite is the funniest thing I've ever seen, Shawshank Redemption has the best scene (when he plays the Marriage of Figaro over the loud speaker). And for some reason Tommy Boy still makes me happy to this day.

Television:

Runs House on MTV is one of the few entertaining shows with a half way decent set of morals. Reno 911 should be on its own channel and loop constantly, other than those two I dont care. (except if the Padres and the Giants are playing).

Books:

Crimes Against Logic, The Art Book (yeah,pictures!) Salinger when I want to decompress (everyone should read TEDDY), AC Grayling when I dont ( Life,Sex and Ideas might be my all time favorite). Bioevolution is disturbing but good . Not to mention the occasional COSMO and Elle Decor. How do you like THAT contrast?

Heroes:

My Grandpa (literally, I think he got like 2 purple hearts or something) and anybody that does a job they hate to better themselves financially or personally.

My Blog

The End of an era.. . . . . .. . ..

For those of you who knew "Rootbeer" it is with great sadness that I announce his recent transfer of ownership to another individual. Rootbeer has stuck by me for a respectable 8 years, 7 inter-state ...
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

My Super-Sweet Night

So I'm on a "Business Trip" in Scottsdale. Basically I was flown out to check out a new brand of hotel, which is great ( especially cause the new hotel rocks and they have put alot of thought into the...
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST

I did it !!!!!!

I passed my motorcycle class and got my licence . HORRAY!!!!!!
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

The reason I am the coolest person you know. . . . . . .

The other day I was shopping with my Mom and found pretty much the coolest thing in the free world. . . . . . .. Feetie Jammies , in my size , WITH dinosaurs. Thats right motherfucker, feetie jammies....
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

Motorcycle lessons and a sociological observation

So I've been wanting to learn how to ride a motocycle for quite some time, but have never taken the initiative to do so until a few days ago. I found a place that teaches you how to ride and basicall...
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Tips while in Mexico

.. Tips for vacationing in Mexico. . . . . ...1 Mexicans only sell oranges/strawberries on the side of the road in California, in Mexico the favorite road fruit is MANGOES. ..2 Humidity and ice-cold b...
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:16:00 PST

In just 28 short days. . . . . . .

     I'd just like to take the opportunity to thank my Mom for whoring it out in the back of an army-green volkswagon bus, gettin knocked-up and deciding to keep me. Than...
Posted by *M*E*L*I*S* on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:45:00 PST