well, i consider myself much a post modern pastiche...I Love :fastfood* cowboy boots* jeremy scott* millwall football club * fights* claires outfits*bingo*botany and hot houses* dinosaurs* great white sharks* rerunning torturously embarrassing or imaginary awfully embarrassing situations through my brain, and physically recoil at the shameful things that me or my twins may have said " please be sure to know where i can get some wacky backy" is one and so is " hey its ok, we know where you live, we drove for a few hours in the dark around town looking for your house, dressed in childrens dresses "
I HATE EVERYONE PRACTICALLY , and im pretty much the funnest person youll EVER meet. I HATE boring people. dope smokers. people who wear rucksacks on one shoulder. intellectuals, I HATE people who pour peanuts straight into their mouth from the packet and imbeciles who point out my laces are undone, DUH post modern fashion statement.. a cool dudino who can rival my stalking skills. let me tell you, im a hard person to surpass in many domaines, my expertise knows VERY few boundaries. I am surprised im not a celebrity yet, or that i havent been asked to host a tv show. probably the best bullshitter youve ever met, and i want lots of mini me children with smokers voices and an evil cackle and we can all live in a castle. I dont really like men that talk alot and i like to be brought out for lots of meals I HATE it when people say "youre so crazy", no, im just realllly good fun. I HATE it when men want to split the bill. i looove awkward situations and embarrassingly embarrassing people, you know, name droppers, boasters, ignoramuses.BMXers LULU HATES.THEREFORE LULU IS........
Manowar, napalm death, priestess, rick wakeman, kate bush, nashville pussy and eagles of death metal
casper and my girl, fried green tomatoes
" Tell you what, tell you what! its nine and a half thousand pounds, come on lynne, TELL YOU WHAT TELL YOU WHAT, LYNNE!!!" A. partridge
the magus, brideshead, keats
WHAT CAN I SAY? we live in a world that idolises people who dont eat and thats what i hate about capitalist society, i mean people, unite, think, rid yourself of these ideals, they wont make you happy, art will, who needs heroes ? and thats what i hate about the american dream, its all utopian. and it makes me want.to.VOMIT. what can i say? we need to re evaluate, orgasm ( thats ...awesome) and experience things, thats LIFE- REAL life be free, remeber freedom is not free, there will be a price to pay, no capitalism is not the answer neither is communism nor anarchy, come on people lets have a revolution, fight the system, thats what i hate about this country people are like donkeys. but erm yeah dolly parton probably and the messiah are my heroes