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About Me

I'M A GOOD BOY FROM A SMALL TOWN AND I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE. I SPEAK SPANGLISHIANO. I WAS BORN ON AN ISLAND THAT WAS FOUNDED BY ITALIANS, SETTLED BY SPANIARDS AND RECENTLY GOT MTV. whateverlife.comlets not get started

My Interests

I ONCE WANTED TO BE THE POPE BUT THEN I FOUND OUT YOU HAD TO PRACTICE ABSTINENCE.

I'd like to meet:

THE PERSON EATING ALL THE CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES!

Music:

YOU KNOW, THE CLASSICS. GREGORIAN CHANTS VOLUME 1 AND 2.

Movies:

ANYTHING FROM BOLLYWOOD CAUSE HOLLYWOOD SUCKS! GO INDIA!

Television:

TELEMUNDO OF COURSE. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU WATCH HOT LATINAS IN A HOT TUB WITH A DIRTY OLD MEXICAN GUY?

Books:

I READ THE DA VINCI CODE AND BECAME SMART LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA.

Heroes:

OZZY OZBOURNE, FOR MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHILE SPEAKING A LANGUAGE THAT IS UNINTELLIGIBLE TO ANYONE IN THE WORLD.