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Create Your Badge ..Since my stinky kid is setting this up for me, she's going to write this too..which really means she just called herself stinky..but I always call her stinky, so it's ok. Only I can. You call my kid stinky, and I'll hit you over the head with my broom.I'm wiccan, and I'm proud of it. It took me longer than any of you can fathom to find my spirituality, and now that I have I couldn't be happier.My house is a zoo. I have 3 dogs, Bella, Gus and Debi. Unfortunately, the kid brought home 2 rabbits...Lapin and Dana. I'm a bird lover so I have a cockatiel and we have a parakeet around here somewhere, too along with 2 finches. Boyd and Venice. Then there is the iguana names Riki and her main squeeze - a turtle that I named Tramp.Then, Sunny decided it would be "cute" if I had a black cat because every witch has a black cat, so now I have a cat too. Her name is Wicca. I try to tell people I don't like her, but I really do.I and my daugther would like to think I look damn fine for my spry old age of 54, and god damnit, I do!I don't act half as old as anyone my age, and I'm really ornery.Sunny and I should have a TV show, because we're really fucking funny. I think we laugh at each other more than anyone else does, but as long as we're laughing, it doesn't really matter if anyone else is. We're quick.I won't kill anything. No bugs, no nothing. Harm none!I'm an intelligent woman, and I always have something to say. I'll sit and battle out religion, politics, and gay rights with anyone willing to battle back with me and meet my wits.I once quit my job (years ago.) because my boss wouldn't let me take off work to watch Luke and Laura get married on GH. This, of course, was before VCR's had timers. So needless to say, I'm a GH fan.I'm proud to say that my daughter and I have a great relationship and she's a great person...I'm really glad she considers me to be her best friend. I think I've done a pretty good job raising her, and I should get a pat on the back.Anything else..please message me..I'm a social creature!OK - the above is what my precious daughter, Sunny wrote. It's all true and then some. I'm just trying to get through this life by leaving as positive image as possible so when I have crossed over people will talk nicely about me. I'm a pretty good old broad, fair and sensative toward human frailities and that is why I am not successful. I don't have that killer instinct any more.I want to win the lottery...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bon Jovi, so I can get a handful of his ass. (I'm getting to be a dirty old woman in my old age! I can get away with it!) God, so I can ask her why she created men. I would also love to meet Oprah and Martha Stewart. And I am hot for Jesse James the car guy. He appears to be the sweetest and funniest of them all. Cute, cute, cute!!!I would like to meet a great guy too. I am past the stage of getting married, but I would like to meet someone that I could hang out with and not be smothered.

My Blog

Jenn Air Gas Grill - my first request

As I look fondly at my old Jenn Air Gas Grill it brings back wonderful ebbs of memories with family and friends. She (my Jenn Air Gas Grill) sits there with wrinkles and small rusty areas along with a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:03:00 GMT

WTF? (aka: Wittle Tiny Fucker)

I met a tiny lil man named Benny. I am 5' tall and he looks up at me. I was doing my best to overlook his small stature because I thought he was a really nice man. We had a lot of the same goals and i...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:43:00 GMT

Internet Dating: Pegging My Bullshit Meter AGAIN

 OK, as EC saddles up her horse and prepares to ride off into the sunset with her new man, she convinced me that I needed to re-enter the dating world and get on the internet and find me a man. Now, m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:29:00 GMT

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Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:47:00 GMT

Playing Ketchup

It is morning...coffee (haven't actually stared at the floor yet nor have the chickens, dogs and cats been fed) The animals will probably begin a mutany. You know the kind...the dogs poop on the floor...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:36:00 GMT

last half will put me at 114

Its time to reflect on my last 57 years and throw away the crap and learn from the mistakes, to heal, forgive, and apply the results. Who knew 57 years ago that I would do this from a wireless thing ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:46:00 GMT

Ill bite - you all answer!

Secrets. That are not secrets anymore. I was tagged my stinky daughter...   Here's how you play:   ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 w...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Well...

Well, hell. Today has been a crappy day if anyone cares. I am still jobless and the grim reaper keeps appearing at my door. Everybody wants money and all I have is an empty checkbook. I feel kind of a...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:39:00 GMT