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Jeff Weaver

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/11/2006
Band Website: www.maxweaver.com
Band Members: Jeff
Influences: My childhood enemies.
Sounds Like: An angry mob holding pitchforks and torches.
Record Label: vanity
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

I Miss You So Much

Thirty years gone by Since you sat next to me On that warm spring day Over three decades ago You were so young and beautiful And I was so blind at the time Having inhaled my dinner Wanting to b...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:12:00 GMT

Not Much To Say Anymore

All of my heroes are dead Me and my old friends Are fast on their heels Pictures of pasts Floating like casks Down a fast moving stream It's like a dream Or so it do seem All that is left Is ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:24:00 GMT

Where Am I?

If I was up your ass eating a ham sandwich you'd know where I was.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:10:00 GMT

In The Springtime Of My Rockies

I married Paris HiltonWhile her bodyguards looked onThere was nothing they could doTo save this wayward blondeWe drank up to the foamAnd rolled around the beachSummer's nearly hereAnd there's fighting...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT

Anything Better Than Myspace?

I mean, for musicians... there's gotta be something better.  It's getting stuffy in here.Get down.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:13:00 GMT

Das Pirate Bay

Oh poor, poor pirate bay babies! You have to spend moneys in the man-man's court in defense of your silly, silly actions! You look like little bunnies with floppy ears going 'help me! help me!' in ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:56:00 GMT

The Old Whore

Going back to NYC for one last round of tricks, Trixie Wellonmalls unloaded her luggage at her daughter's apartment. The boy was there, as usual, but she didn't waste any time on him and headed into ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Paranoid Again

Okay, so maybe it's because I might be losing my house, but that's out of my control so why worry? Cops in vans? Smelling like Bob Marley's ass? Too many money making scams being run by our governm...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Cheaper Than China

That's right, folks! I'm selling studio time for five bucks and hour.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:49:00 GMT

NORML just forget about it...

...it ain't gonna happen. No, not ever, never. They've been at this since I was a kid, which was more than 30 years ago. Forget about it already, if it was gonna happen it would've happened by now....
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:34:00 GMT