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Justoir

Release my soul, I've lost control

About Me


35 year old wavejumping lard arse with a love for life and a good giggle. I’m married to my soul-mate and best friend Rebecca and we have a beautiful and adorable one year old daughter, Elise, who has completely stolen my heart......A small delve into the world of Jabba The Just reveals that I spent the 70’s sucking my thumb, crapping my pants and being bombarded with rock music. Going to school, shagging and discovering casual football violence, acid house, mdma and jack the groove filled the 80’s. The 90’s were all about free-basing, free-loading, free-ky dancing and free willy. The noughties have so far brought me responsibility, grey hairs and a wide girth......A regular at Elland Road and Headingley to support those perennial losers Leeds United and Leeds RL and get my regular dose of torture and pain, I also love to travel to Europe to get some culture into my life and take in a game of football, especially Italy for some moped chucking, fire cracking Ultra action. I can also be found in record shops when the wife lets me off the financial leash, even after all these years I still peak like a rabid dog on phet when I find a gem after hours of flicking my way through racks of vinyl......I still love clubbing and busting some moves on the dancefloor, especially when Mr Weatherall and his filthy machinefunk is in town, but parental duties and spending quality time with the wife and nipper are more important nowadays. A new found love for photography takes up the rest of any spare time I have......As for work, why the fuck would anyone want to know what I do for a job when I don't give a fishes tit myself? I work to earn enough to give me and my family a thoroughly enjoyable stab at this one chance we get at life.

My Interests

Leeds United - Leeds RL - acid house - astronomy - European football - eating out - flaggons of the finest Czech ale - Adidas Superstars - photography - architecture - Jack Daniels - San Diego Chargers - days out in the fantastic English outback - travelling the world with my girls

I'd like to meet:

Some dear old friends. Grab a booth at the Hac and fill our boots, whilst listening to the soundtrack from my life.

Music:

Pink Floyd - The Kinks - The Who - Jimi Hendrix - Led Zeppelin - David Bowie - ELO - Talking Heads - The Jam - The Specials - Simple Minds - U2 - The Smiths - Talk Talk - Marvin Gaye - Isaac Hayes - James Brown - George Clinton - Stevie Wonder - Black Devil - Donna Summer - Grace Jones - Inner Life - Herbie Hancock - Peter Richard - BWH - Gino Soccio - Klein and MBO - 'Lectric Workers - Kraftwerk - Giorgio Moroder - Afrika Bambaataa - Visage - Man Parrish - Alexander Robotnick - Egyptian Lover - The Cure - Blondie - Mantronix - Stetsasonic - Grandmaster Flash - 23 Skidoo - Jah Wobble - New Order - Adonis - Frankie Knuckles - Ron Trent - Derrick May - Juan Atkins - Phuture - 808 State - Orbital - The KLF - Eric B and Rakim - Soul II Soul - Young MC - Primal Scream - Nightmares on Wax - The Stone Roses - Happy Mondays - LFO - Public Enemy - De La Soul - NWA - Sasha - Laurent Garnier - Leftfield - Underworld - Kruder and Dorfmeister - Massive Attack - Underground Resistance - Octave One - Drexciya - Basic Channel - Maurizio - Rhythm and Sound - Moodymann - Plastikman - Andrew Weatherall - Jeff Mills - Robert Hood - Fabio Paras - Suburban Knight - Carl Craig - Slam - Hardkiss - Joey Beltram - The Aztec Mystic - The Sabres of Paradise - Two Lone Swordsmen - Radioactive Man - Carl Finlow - Metro Area - Adult. - Freak Electrique - Putsch '79 - Legowelt - Orgue Electronique - Rude 66 - E.R.P. - The Parallax Corporation - Lindstrøm - Luke Eargoggle - Duplex - Francisco - I-f - Mr Pauli - Bangkok Impact - Dexter - Alden Tyrell

Movies:

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - Once Upon a Time in the West - Buffalo 66 - True Romance - Goodfellas - King of New York - Apocalypse Now - The Deer Hunter - Star Wars IV - Star Wars V - Blade Runner - Once Upon a Time in America - Taxi Driver - Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il - Raging Bull

Television:

Super League - NRL - from Aug' 07...League One football [we'll be back...on and on] - Grand Designs - Horizon - owt with the man like Attenborough - Panorama - Dragons Den - Soccer AM - Teletubbies - Razzledazzle - Big Cook, Little Cook

Books:

Techno Rebels: The Renegades of Electronic Funk by Dan Sicko - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams - Lord of The Flies by William Golding - Fantastic Mr Fox by Roald Dahl

Heroes:

My old fella - 'er indoors - Andrew Weatherall - Roger Waters - Mad Mike Banks - Moritz von Oswald - Billy Bremner - Eddie Gray - David Batty - John Holmes - Ray Price - Robert De Niro - Sir David Attenborough - Salvador Dali - Antoni Gaudi