To all my boys in cali...things just arent the same without you guys...FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up(on the cruise)haha ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. ------------------------------------------------------------ -- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought the shit in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. CAJLIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul" ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later throw up everywhere. ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: will say they hope your ok but your too far for them to pick you up when your stranded CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: will jump out of bed at 4am in their pj's and drive to vegas to pick your drunk lost ass up. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS:knock on the front door of your house CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: dont even bother calling to see if your even home and walk right in and straight to the fridge. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: know a few secrets CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: know every detail of your life and could black mail you in two seconds :)
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