Jess profile picture

Jess

I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

About Me

I'm a pauperMyspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Being classy, combining 2 words to into one, shopping for new shoes, winning the lottery, making tampon people, plastic jewelry, meetings, things that vibrate, happy hour

I'd like to meet:

Tom, the creator of myspace

Music:

Old school Madonna and many other 80s classics, Gwen Stefani, about half the shit they play on the radio, David Bowie

Movies:

Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Clueless, Moulin Rouge, Josie and the Pussycats, any movie w/ Leonardo Dicaprio...

Television:

Man Vs. Wild & What Not to Wear

Books:

The phone book...do magazines count?

Heroes:

Rachael Ray

My Blog

i’m done

i'm so over myspace
Posted by Jess on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:23:00 PST

I'm changing my birthday date this year

You know how Easter, and Thanksgiving, and Palm Sunday and Good Friday and Ash Wednesday and Chinese New Year and Mother's day and Father's day are all on different dates each year depending on the mo...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

I pod. Do you pod too?

Why is it that colorful iPods didn't come out until after i got mine? I really want a red one but mine's just white so I'm gonna dunk it in red paint. Good idea?
Posted by Jess on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

Word is...

Lindsay Lohan will be allowed to leave her rehab facility during the day to film new movie I Know Who Killed Me. She checked herself into the Wonderland Center in Laurel Canyon, Los Angeles for 3...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

How come I don't have any nicknames?

Yeah, how come? Cuz i've come up with about a thousand for Heather.
Posted by Jess on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST