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Caveman

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About Me

Hah this is my favorite song so far. w00tsCAVEMAN'S WALL OF FREE ADVERTISEMENTS!!! Hello. I'm Caveman aka Brandon aka Mr. Sexy. I am the type of person most people would think of as immature, perverted, and a defiler of the "innocent". However, I think of myself as more mature than most, doesn't give a shit about taboos caused by superstitions (mostly from uptight, old-ass christians who are jealous of us younger folk), and one of the most innocent people in the world. So pretty much I admire the good old Athenian values...well most of them. Since myspace likes to screw with people I can no longer put Satanist in the religion section so I shalt put it here. Religion: SatanistI have a really strong pet peeve to people not doing things the right way the first time. I know I am guilty of doing it too, but it is natural for it to bug you. This is one of the reasons I want to be very involved in law and politics. Noone is stepping up and doing things the right way.Another pet peeve is when people complain about something, but don't try to do anything about it. Meaning that you same people who bitch and complain are responsible for the shit you are complaining about. If you took a stand and actually fought for what you believed in then you wouldn't be in this mess now would you. And even worse is when someone does get the balls to stand up and fight for what they believe in they get no support. This is caused by the belief that what they are fighting for doesn't effect the person sitting on his ass. Well news flash, it does. How do you think Hitler got away with what he did? He slowly took out the minorities who stood up and fight. And noone cared because it wasn't their problem. And when it did become their problem there was noone left to fight for them.Another lovely thing for me to rant about is all the old, over-religious people in charge. (yes I know this makes me seem guilty of complaining without directly fighting. well I'm trying to rally people. so my concience is clear) They rant on how everything is offensive and disrespectful. I think most of what they define as respect is bullshit rituals to make them feel like they have power over you. For example: wearing hats in buildings. Because of that hat everyone is in danger of being blown up and have their minds completely mutilated. Think about it. What harm is it doing? How am I offending you by wearing an article of clothing on my head? Is my Patriots insigna on my hat too offensive for ya? Another thing they try to hold us down is censorship. Especially in music. You think that bleeping out a word in a song is gonna make it any less offensive? Parents who give a shit about the "innocence" of their children won't even let them listen to the censored songs in the first place. They can go back to listening to their Christian rock bands. I would like to be able to listen to my radio music without the constant omitting of words that aren't even minutely offensive. It also shows them trying to deny the truth. Would you rather your kid know the truth about sex with its simplicity instead of them finding out the hard way and end up with some STD's or a baby? Trying to protect your kids from the truth only makes them unprepared to make wise choices. For example: you have a kid who knows nothing about drugs other than that parents say that they are bad and that his best friend says its the best thing in the world and that the parents are lying. and you have another kid that knows the harmful effects of the drug and exactly what it could do to him and knows that the "awesome" feeling is only temporary with worse side effects. who do you think is most likely to get addicted to illegal drugs, and be forced to steal and rob for his habit? Think about it.btw I did take the time to right all this out instead of looking for some cheap ideas off of a website. so if you read all of it I thank you, whether or not you agree. if you wish please message me for further discussion. I would find it enjoyable.

My Interests

The female body, politics, and figuring why the hell dumb people live so long. and BOOBIES..THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG
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I'd like to meet:

A girl with enchanting eyes, soothing voice, soft hands, medium to long tongue, a medium to large sex drive, and isn't afraid to be honest about their feelings. Big boobs is a plus but it's not size, but how you make them look.And a recent addition to my standards: you can't be a fucking dumbass, you can't be self destructive, and low confidence is a turnoff for most people. that means people who have no survival skills whatsoever.

Music:

Weird Al, Linkin Park, Eminem, Gorillaz, mainly rock and stuff. I like a bit of rap but a lot of it sucks... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. height="350" width="425" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/jH8m92K5BRo" ....

Movies:

I like comedy and horror films. And there is even the occasional documentry that I enjoy, but most of those put me to sleep. Zombies are always awesome.

Television:

Whatever gets in my whay while im flipping thru channels. Discover channel rocks.I hate some of the latest sitcoms. Especially the ones on Disney channel.

Books:

I like war stories and romantic stuff. MMM zombies

Heroes:

Lots of people. too many people

My Blog

What Satanism is about. (FAQ for young satanists, curious people, ect.)

Note: this is 100% from churchofsatan.com I did not come up with any of it. Note: I doubt they would sue me for copyright anyways. they are too cool for that. http://www.dpjs.co.uk/true.html -goo...
Posted by Caveman on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST

Hell has frozen over.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor sha...
Posted by Caveman on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

Why I'm so happy...

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can ...
Posted by Caveman on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST