That Said VO

At long last, a new ad I recorded for the Coca-Cola Empire - I mean, Company.
*Coming soon! "That Darn Jesus", in which I voice the original Biblical hottie, Mary. An animated insert in its parent film, ‘ Universal Remote ’. In the latter, you get to see a live interview from inside the elder Hilton's butthole .
Aside from booking exotic dancers in Glendale and saying terribly inappropriate things to pervy strangers on the phone for $3.99 per minute, there's nothing I can't or won't say. Hence 'That Said'. A more comprehensive resume and list of vocal stylings is available on my website . Oh, and I sing too.
For a brief glimpse (and an unwitting homage to this website), please check out one of my VH1/Games are Cool spots. You may also have heard me as both Pamela Anderson and Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer in Season 5's final episode of Celebrity Death Match on MTV2 (check out Pamela, the likeness is uncanny).
"Sure, Rachel's got those Golden Pipes that get her stopped in the supermarket. But because we all know no Stradivarius is worth a nickel unless ya' know how to play it, I will proudly testify that Rachel works the instrument of her voice with a gut-level rhythm and timing that is tuned to perfection." - Nancy Wolfson