I eat little children for breakfast. I'm just kidding, I don't eat children for breakfast. I prefer them for lunch or dinner. I'm an actor living in Los Angeles. There is no place I'd rather be than right here doing what I'm doing. While that is true, deep down inside in my heart of hearts, all I really want to do is lay on the couch, smoke weed, eat warm cookies and cold milk, and play video games. Alas, in my heart of heart of hearts, I want to be an extraordinary person living an extraordinary life. This is my struggle. So, what I really do is speak into microphones for a living, go to auditions, go to class, go to the gym and eat food that I think is healthy. We'll see where this takes me.
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
