As some of the YouTubers may know my name is Matthew, I'm 19 and live in Perth, Australia.I currently work as a web developer/web designer on Triponic.com and occasional software programmer but I got my real estate license a few month's ago so I might give that a try :)
This is my public profile (I have a facebook for close friends) so anyone can add me here and I will try to add people with profiles I like.Just remember, I'm
not a stranger, I'm just a friend you haven't met.=) (haha that sounds so lame)
I usually get a lot of questions regarding my green/hazel feline eyes, accent, olive skin, caterpillar eyebrows and unusually small weenie :P.I owe it all to my ethnic background,I come from a Dutch/Peruvian background but some of my ancestors (great grandparents) were also Japanese, Spanish, African and Croatian.That will teach you guys a lesson, don't go interracial or your kids might grow up to be freaks like me ;)
Trivia
» My favorite color is red.
» I love all pizzas but my favorite is Hawaiian.
» I don't like sea food, tomatoes, urban 4WD's, stuff Made In China, fake people, workaholics.
» Contrary to popular belief I'm quite shy, very lazy, somewhat of a loner and laid back.
» I have a bit of a dark, sarcastic sense of humor.
» I can't wait to see old grannies with tramp stamps in the future.
» I randomly hug people on street and change accents to amuse myself.
» As a kid I was put ahead into a class for nerds :(.
» I've lived in 12 countries and studied in 21 schools including a military one.
» My nanna buys all my undies haha random.
» I don't take pictures when I travel, I prefer to enjoy the moment.
» I tend to forget to smile in pictures :P.
» Thanks to a dare, I was a vegan for two years.
» My parents set me up for a prearranged marriage in India that I later canceled.
» I love rainy days.
» In my tweens I worked in Quidam, Cirque du Soleil performing fire juggling & magic acts, I also played semi pro soccer for some under 18's clubs for a few seasons, those are the main reasons I travelled so much.
» Hold that thought, I think the postman just brought the inflatable doll I ordered.Don't worry it's not for what you perverted mind is thinking.
» I am quite curious, creative, smartass, eccentric and very random, I find weird people really interesting cause they bring more entertainment and amusement value to a relationship than "normal" people with their uncommon behavior.
» I'm intrigued with religions, and how they can brain wash people so easily.I've tried five:Catholic's, Jehovah's Witnesses, Bahá'à Faith,
Hare Krishna & Buddhism.
» I am the seventh generation of twins, although it skips every couple of generations as it did in mine.Just imagen two lil mini me's running around, I'm surprised the government hasn't forced me to get emasculated.
» As a buddhist my monk told me to meditate and have cold showers everytime I had an impure thought :), as you can imagen I use to spend most of my days under a tree with a towel over my shoulder.
» I get a ton of messages everyday so sometimes I won't be able to reply immediately, make your message stand out =) common ones are, "whats up?" = my right nipple hurts?, "hows the weather over there?" = global warming messed it up, "how are you?" = right now? amused/grossed out by these two flies who keep humping like crazy.
» The piercing video below is a demonstration of pain control I'm not some pain junkie lol, a guru in Mayapur, India taught me a technique of meditation that allows to control pain.
I have hidden my top friends & comment blocks, they really slow down the loading of the profile and also I get a lot of spam comments, you can try and leave a comment or contact me through messages or my messengers below.
