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Michaela

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About Me



I like to ride my bicycle!


You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll
After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile too much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.
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My Interests

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My Blog

Synthpop and Cardigans

    So, I've been listening to a lot of Freezepop (of "Less Talk More Rokk" a la Guitar Hero2 fame) lately because it makes me want to make cardigans.  And to work on my Flashdance...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

How to be super sexy like me:

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Posted by Michaela on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:50:00 PST

Head-Spinning

    Last weekend - maybe last weekend; I'm not really sure which weekend this was, exactly - I went to the park after dark with some friends.  They spun around in circles until the...
Posted by Michaela on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

I’m bringing happy back.

So, I pretty much burnt out on art for a few months there.  My paint and my pens dried up, my journals and my canvases collected dust.  It was tragic, I tell you.  Tragic.  And dus...
Posted by Michaela on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:26:00 PST

Bitter tears of shame and regret!

It's my last day at 7th Heaven!  I'll miss everybody.Jenn and Patrick came in to see me.  WHERE WERE THE REST OF YOU.  Huh?  HUH?!  It's okay.  I don't really love you ei...
Posted by Michaela on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:17:00 PST

Im a douche; youre a douche; lets all hold hands.

When you make a fool of yourself, I am embarrased.  I want to hide. Stop!  Just stop.  You have no idea what you're talking about.  People are judging you.  You are an idiot. ...
Posted by Michaela on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:20:00 PST

This one time, Kayla wrote about lube but she really meant Florida.

So, I've been training at Starbucks for about a week.  I worked the espresso bar this afternoon and it pretty much kicked my ass--but in a good way?  Call me a masochist, but that was a rush...
Posted by Michaela on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:59:00 PST

Bees

My skin is dry.  It itches.  It cracks.  It catches the fibers of my clothes and throws me into tantrums.  So I slather up with cherry blossom body butter.  Once, this Fall, I...
Posted by Michaela on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:05:00 PST

This is not meant for penetration.

    You idiots.
Posted by Michaela on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:16:00 PST

On Golf Carts and Leadership

    I love to drive golf carts.  I drive a car every day, but it's just not as fun.  Golf carts go, like, what?  Twelve miles an hour?  They don't really do anything...
Posted by Michaela on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:01:00 PST