Today's profile is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U" (cause i put the F-U back in "FUN"), the colors black and red, and the number "13." I enjoy:: Capoeira and Aikido, being around my close friends (friends are my family), hanging out and doing the stupidest things or nothing at all, collecting swords (i got a bunch), daydreaming, wearing mismatched clothing, playing video games, being a geek but not a nerd, revenge, going out, staying in, trenchcoats (i love trenchcoats), causing misery to those i dislike, walking around barefoot, listening to the voices in my head, Fresca (or Wegman's Diet Wedge soda), pretending to be a cat, laughing till I cry (i have a laugh that should be accompanied by an axe), trying to be cool and failing, building mini-trebuchets and laying siege to co-workers cubicles with M&M's and coughdrops, walks in the rain, making fun of you, Whiskey Sours and Mike's Hard Lemonade, watching porn at 10 times the normal speed while listening to death metal music (only did that once with friends, was hilarious), dirty nasty extremely offensive un-PC jokes (jokes that are WRONG in every way), money, running with scissors, sleeping, going to Ren Faires, Chutes and Ladders, Sorry, all you can eat chinese buffets, dry humping, computers, laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling, being an idiot (cause i am... no really, rocks for brains), shiny things, Denny's, Jay's, "City Diner", Nick Tahoe's, California Rollin (sushi), cuddling and old fashion make out sessions, fire (starting them, playing with them, and watching them), Dumpster Diving, "C" is for cookie and that's good enough for me, my 3 cats (well, 2 cats and a lynx, but they all rock), mixing random chemcials together, snappy "come backs", having evil henchmen do my bidding....... Oh, and i'm in a CULT, but we're too lazy to brainwash anyone.
Just you average guy. I get up, goto work, and come home. I only have a couple friends here in Rochester, most are back in my home town or have moved on to different parts of the country. So i dont get out much. I've very direct, yet tactful. When i'm in a good mood, I am fairly wacky and funny. I'm a good listener and tend to be the quiet type until i get to know someone. I'm a computer tech by day, and no, i wont fix your computer. I have 3 cats. I know, I know. Any single guy with 3 or more cats is usually gay. But sorry fellas, my door doesn't swing "that" way. But i don't mind pretending to be gay if you wanna make someone jelious. As long as you don't take it too far.. *wink wink* *nudge nudge*. just kidding, please don't rape me. But 2 of the cats are hand-me-downs from a roommate 7 years ago. And the one cat I picked out on my own is a very big, 50 pound Caracal. It's a very manly cat, because she'll eat your dog, and then maybe you. My humor can be some what dark, pretty much most of the time. I'm not politically correct in anyway either. I call'em as i see them. Don't like it?... Rhetorical question dumbass, don't answer it, i don't care.
