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Turd Fergusson

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About Me

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Name: Joey
Birthday: December 2, 1982
Birthplace: Melrose Park but we lived in chicago at the time
Current Location: Chicago
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6" im a short dego
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: New balance
Your Weakness: being too nice sometimes
Your Fears: having my heart broken again
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, i gotta go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i can fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: little league baseball
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, im a Wendy's man.
Single or Group Dates: don't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea i guess
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: yeah but i really suck at it
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: yeah but not for a long time
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah but it wouldnt hurt for me to lose a few pounds
Are you a Health Freak: i didnt become a chunky bastard by being a health freak
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar sort of
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: having sex with a 20 year old supermodel on my 100th birthday, i would die from a heart attack just as i finished, lol.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think i grew up already
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy & Britain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue is nice but it really doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: dont matter
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't remember any right now.
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