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Matthew

Do you ever drop to your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? -Georg

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. " ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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¢¾Bout You
Full Name:: Matthew Aaron Gibb-Harris
Nicknames:: not that you know of
Birthday:: 10/26/80
Birthplace:: North Street, Mi.
Current Location:: Golden, Co.
Mood:: Depends on the day and girl.
Height:: 5'11"
Weight:: 180
Tatoos:: 2
Piercings:: 2
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Brown and Green
¢¾ Your
Overused Phrase:: for fucks sake
Bedtime:: varies
Best Physical Feature:: ?
Weakness:: Fear of Rejection
Fears:: Rejection, slow&painful death
Most Embarrassing Moment:: Something I accidentally said to a bartender recently-
Most Missed Memory:: Being happy with her
1st Thought Awaking:: Missing someone, and what F@$!ing time is it?
Best Friends:: Steve, Ash, Rob, Jay, SeanO
¢¾This or That
Pepsi or Coke:: Either, as long as theres crown in it-
McDonalds or Burger King:: McD's breakfast, BK lunch
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Both, but vanilla wins in the end, i guess
Water or Milk:: Water, milks no good alone.
Coffee or Hot Chocolate:: Coffee, or rocky mtn. HC
Hugs or Kisses:: both
Making Out or Kissing:: Making Out
Cats or Dogs:: Dogs
Hugs From Friends or Hugs From gf/bf:: both
Summer or Winter:: I have fun in all 4 seasons
Scary or Romantic Movies:: Scary
Love or Money:: Love
Green or Purple Grapes:: Green for eating, Purple for drinking
¢¾ In Bf/ Gf
Preffered Eye Color:: don't care
Preffered Hair Color:: ditto
Short or Long Hair:: long!
Preffered Height:: 5'9" and down, but whatever
Preffered Weight:: proportional to height
Looks or Personality:: Personality
Beautiful or Hot:: Beautiful
Handsome or Sexy:: Sexy
? Love
Lets Talk Bout Love:: huh?
Been In Love:: yep
With:: 3
First Love:: Erin
Still In Love With Them:: No
How Much:: not even a little.
Do You Miss Someone Now:: yep
Who:: none of your business
What About Them Do You Love Most:: the way I can make her happy, even when she's crabby.
¢¾ Last Person..
You Called:: SeanO
Called You:: Steve
Texted You:: Ashley
Said I Love You:: not sure
You Said I Love You To:: Mandy
You Missed:: Brie
Took Your Pic:: Lindsay
To Go To The Movies With:: Brie
¢¾Have You
Stayed Up All Night Waiting For Someone To Call:: yes, sensless wastes of time
Drank:: mmm-hmm
Smoked Anything:: mmm-hmm
Skinny Dipped:: mmm-hmm
Done Drugs:: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Played Spin The Bottle:: probably
Toilet Papered Someones House:: yep
Made Out In Theatre:: yep
Made Out In Car:: yep
Went Camping:: yes
Cried During Movie:: yes...ffs-
Like Someone and Not Tell Them:: yes
Been Tickled So Bad You Cried:: when I was little
Been Tickled So Bad You Couldn't Talk:: yes, more recently
Danced In The Rain:: played in the rain-
Been On Stage:: yes
Laughed For No Reason:: all the time
Smiled For No Reason:: all the time, why do we need a reason?
Yelled At Your Pet:: yes ,poor kaya dog. i felt badly, but she shouldn't have eaten that!
Hung Up On Someone:: yes
Asked Someone To Marry You:: no, not really-
Stalked Someone:: I hope not!
Walked In Rain Without Umbrella:: all the time...horse shows
Protested:: yes
Been On A Cruise:: no
Cried Over Girl/ Guy:: yes
Been On Plane:: tons
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone:: Don't think so. That shit's weak-
Sung In Shower:: yeah, poor neighbor
Been Heart Broken:: yes
Broken Someones Heart:: yes
¢¾ Randoms
Think Your Attractive:: I am a handsom devil-
Regret Something:: yes
Way You Want To Die:: immediate, painless
Believe In Yourself:: most of the time
Been Emotionally Hurt By Something Your Parents Decided To Do: uhhhh, probably. Why dwell?
Want To Get Married:: Very much
Want Kids:: someday
Believe In Yourself:: ok, yes, but don't ask again-
Get Along With Parents:: yes
Can You Open Your Eyes Underwater:: yes, are there people who lack that ability?
Touch Tongue To Nose:: no
Unwrap Starburst With Tongue:: never tried
Shower Daily:: usually
Can You MultiTask:: oh, yeah
Whistle:: yes
Can You Do The Splits:: no, i've never commited to learning
What Is Your Fav Scent:: Issey Miyake (sp?) and Jessica McClintock (sp?) If you don't know what I'm trying to spell, you probably smell bad. Ha!
What Scent Do You Wear:: Not telling
Do People Comment You On Your Scent:: yes, in a positive light
What Soap Do You Use:: Milk and Honey
Like Thunderstorms:: love 'em
If You Could Live Forever Would You:: no
Say Bye:: Peace-
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My Interests

Music, Skiing, Horses, running. I'd like to do more backpacking than I've been able to lately. I love movies and goin out to play in bars with the crew.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Matthews, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Trey Anastasio, Vince Vaughn, and my match.

Music:

Everything except new rap and country. There is great music from every genre. The challenge, sometimes, is finding it. Faves include Led Zeppelin, DMB, Ben Harper, Nick Drake, Jack Johnson, Phish, O.A.R., Sublime... Acoustic-based music is my bag.

Movies:

Any dumb humor, or smart humor... As long as it makes me laugh. I like war movies too. Documentary day on the Sundance channel rocks- I am currently in no mood for sadness and drama.

Television:

The Simpsons, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Scrubs is alright, The Office, Something about Earl. 'Trailer Park Boys' from Canada is my fave.

Books:

Under the Banner of Heaven, The Emperor Wears No Clothes, Cocaine, Into Thin Air, Fear and Loathing... Hunter S. Thompson is badass.

Heroes:

All musical so far. Brad Nowell, Nick Drake, Page AND Plant, Dave, Ben, C, S, N & Y. I guess the same people I'd like to meet.