New rules from his holiness, George Carlin |
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com!There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know w...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:24:00 PST |
aint afraid |
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm not scared that all those cigarettes I smoked or beer I drink will kill me. I'm not afraid of staying out in the sun or driving to fast. I don't care if I die alone or aro...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:20:00 PST |
Geroge Carlin on our time, too true |
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so v...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST |
scrabble nme |
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESP...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:30:00 PST |
25th hour |
(Monty walks into the bathroom. He looks in the mirror. In the bottom corner, someone's written Fuck You!)Monty: Yeah, fuck you, too.Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:26:00 PST |
Useless info |
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland, a new game...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:11:00 PST |
Lets see if these blogs are actaully worth shit |
I don't normally blog but considering I got a lot to say I'll try it here first. When someone asks me to describe myself I usually say I try to be a nice guy, I don't say try cause I am programmed to ...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST |
just who is protected |
HISTORY TEST- Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!! Do you remember?...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
George Carlinims |
GEORGE CARLINISMS
· How come wrong numbers are never busy?· Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? · Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?· Can a stupid person be a smart-ass...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
