*DAMON*

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx .xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxI am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and fighting black bears. I date tens but id try two fives, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike golf cart stunt skills, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass cello, I am repeatedly scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small porn shop. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. I have made extraordinary four course meals for my dates using only spam and a toaster oven, and they loved it. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. That’s all for now as I’m off to teach inner city kids about fire safety so if you have any other questions just email…….d ......................................................found this plain layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments