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Vincent Van Guy

About Me

I've been living out of my bike since I got kicked out of my parents' van...Tennis anyone?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

'The Blue Man Group.' But unfortunately the court order demanding that I stay at least 500 yards away from them doesn't end for another 14 months.

My Blog

I am so fooking fat!

Last night I went to my fridge at 4 am and proceeded to stuff a meatball in a doughnut hole and I drilled it.  I sat, tears in my eyes, staring blankly at the wall, chewing through the silen...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:58:00 GMT

Twin midget Warren Beattys selling get rich quick vids?!

What the ef?  Are you serious?  Sitting in my friend's apt and that infomercial with those two identically dressed twin dwarves bursts onto the tv screen.  They're chilling in fron...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:50:00 GMT