Industry types have said I am too tall or too short, too young or too old, too pretty or not pretty enough, too funny or not funny at all, too thin or too fat, too unique or too much like everyone else. But I think I am JUST RIGHT! Besides, you can't please everyone, so you might a well please yourself. I want world peace and a pony and if I am crowned Miss America, I will take off the heels, wipe off the vaseline and wear that tiara every damn place I can. And I have the greatest friends and family in the world. I know it to be true cause I checked Wikepedia and it said so.
