Christy

The INLA was composed of meself, Brendan, Joey and Padraic. That was before Padraic went fecking out of his wee mind and started terrorizing innocent drug dealers and the like. Now its only the three of us as has any decency or courage left to do what must be done: make Ireland safe for the common man. We've had our differences in the past, me and Brendan and especially Joey, but in one thing we're united. Padraic must be stopped. Sure, isn't for his own good and the good of Irleand that we squashed poor Wee Thomas' wee head in as flat as potatoe? (And by we, I mean meself and Brendan, as young joey is a tad too sensitive to help. I've got my eye on that one.) I'm not one for violence to cats, but in the war against...well, in the war, you have to make sacrifices. Our plan seems to have worked so far. It's high hopes I have for the future of Ireland. Long live the INLA, without Padraic, of course!