Top 10 answers to the question "How cold is it?" |
10. "It's so cold, auto company executives are asking Congress for soup."9. "It's so cold, Tom Cruise is making a movie about a plot to assassinate Al Roker."8. "It's so cold, Starbucks is selling ant...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:55:00 GMT |
Random Jokes |
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:47:00 GMT |
14 creative puns for educated minds |
14. I wonder why the baseball kept getting bigger.Then it hit me.13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other; I'll go on a head.12. Atheism is a non-prophet organ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:44:00 GMT |
You know where the real South Jersey is.. Its the island, and you know you are from there if: |
You know where the real South Jersey is.. Its the island, and you know you are from there if:1. You live on Absecon Island.2. You know that summer is not a season, it is a process.3. You know what a s...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:57:00 GMT |
Methods from Human Resources |
*Put 400 bricks in a closed room
*Put your new tires im the room and close the door
*Leave them alone and come back after six hours
*Then analyze the situation
*If they are counting the bricks, ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:46:00 GMT |
You Might be A New Englander if... |
Forget Redneck's...here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about new Englander's...
*If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in New England
*If someone in a Home Depot store...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:37:00 GMT |
Top Ten surprises at Barack Obama’s Democratic National Convention |
10. Delivered speech in a bright orange pantsuit
9. Wants to change October to "Barack-tober
8. Most of his speech is devoted to his Labor Day barbecue coleslaw recipe
7. Outlined plan for America, th...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:51:00 GMT |
2008 Democratic National Convention:Schedule of events |
7:00pm-OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15pmLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
7:20pmed Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
7:25pmONRELIGEOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45pm- CEREMONIAL TREE HU...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:09:00 GMT |
101 Ways To Annoy Your Local Pizza Delivery Driver |
Ask if you can get a pizza with just crust, no toppings.
Call a delivery-only pizza store and insist on "dining in."
Using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person t...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:19:00 GMT |
Even more weird city/town names |
BY STATE
Alabama:Section, ALShorter, ALSt. Elmo, AL
Alaska:Candle, AKDead Horse, AKKrik, AKMary's Igloo, AKNightmute, AKNorth Pole, AK
Arizona:Monkey's Eyebrow,AZWhy, AZ
Colorado:Bon...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:45:00 GMT |
