-People with great stories to tell. -Wrestling fans who appreciate the art of wrestling and not the art of the mullet. -People so far politically smashed (either to the right or left) that I can enjoy their rantings. -Original people, if all your friends say they don't know anyone else like you, then that makes you something interesting...or just plain old fashioned wierd, either way. -CM Punk...a childhood acquaintance who I would love to give a HUGE pat on the back for sticking it out and achieving a dream few of us were brave enough to try. -Rich people looking for crazy ideas to spend money (I've got a million of them...like a catapult to launch a cow into the side of a cliff...now THAT'S getting your money's worth) -People who really appreciate the art of a good conversation. -Jazz musicians, so I can become cooler by association. -Pirates, Ninjas, Zombies, Vikings, Giants, Dragons, Wiener Dogs, Squirrels, Ducks, Vampires, Warlocks, Beat Poets, and guys who think playing a tambourine makes them a musician. -People who refer to dice as "six-siders" -Rap Stars looking for extra "posse". -Anyone with something to teach, for I am someone who loves to learn.