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Dan

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About Me


Um i am Dan a bit of a geek really but hey some people have got to be,however, on a side note I do have cool glasses but this will be balanced by my soon to be braces. I go to Bay House Sixth Form which is really cool and study Classics, Gov and Pol and English combined which is ok at the moment. I am very sarcastic and witty but if i direct it at you be pleased, it means i like you, i can also be ignorant and highly irritating;but i dont care. I like planes which is my anorak side, so yh i have flight sim and i did spend over a grand on a laptop primarily for playing it. Also it means i go to flight shows which are legendary especially free food in VIP area. I moan alot, im allowed, get over it. Might sound like your Dad but who cares, your dad might be a nice fellow. I can do good impersonations when i feel like it- Tony Blair, Micheal Howard, John Prescott, Noel Edmonds and the list goes on. Oh and there is the crab dance??!!
I like and dislike many things though i dislike more than i like, for example i hate pot noodles because they have the nutritional value of a cardboard box.
There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.
Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, which in turn creates a feeling of inadequacy, which in turn can spawn a Napoleon complex, that can cause someone to logicise that sarcasm is the humor of the stupid.
Now I know what most of you are going to say, and I cannot wait to hear from each and every one of you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tony Blair so i can tell him what i think.
Jeremy "power" Clarkson lol.
I have just decided on someone else i would like to meet- Patrick Moore who plays the Xylophone!

My Blog

Rufus and Stanley:Coming soon

COMING TO A BLOG NEAR YOU! RUFUS AND STANLEY 2006 Yes thats right due to popular demand form Sophie i will wirte a blog about the adventures of our bicycles as they venture to and from college each da...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:37:00 GMT

IM officially in Christmas mood

Yay its Christmas in less than a month i think if my math is right.  Today i becmae christmassy when i brought my first Christmas presents but people who know me will know im an arse to go shoppi...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:55:00 GMT

How very dare they

last night i was insulted beyond belief. At an awards ceremony i won an award for DRAMA yes DRAMA, i find this difficult to comprehend as i did not take DRAMA so me winning an award in it would ne imp...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:21:00 GMT

I am risking Amazon- again

Yep i have taken the plunge Early today with more gift vouchers from my complaints against Amazon's delivery times i decided to but a dvd and 2 books -the general book of ignorance by Stephen Fry...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:50:00 GMT