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Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies?

About Me


This is the part of "My" myspace where I am supposed to embellish my accomplishments, give myself some "cred", and make myself sound like the coolest thing since sliced bread.
So I guess I need to get the Pride Machine fired up,
I have a Bachelors of Science in Information Technology and Information Security from George Mason University, where I am currently pursing my Masters of Science in Information Systems Engineering. I find learning easy, and since there seems to be a direct correlation between level of education and the amount of my paycheck I am all for getting more of it.
I am a full time Systems Admin in the Northern Virginia area. I love my job and the people I work with.
I am the front man and vocalist for the Washington D.C. area Industrial band, XUBERX.
I try to keep band going ons separate from my personal page, as this page is reserved for my own narcissistic endeavors.
I am slightly obsessed with zombies.
My favorite word in the English language is: ubiquitous.
I am extremely honest with others and myself, and tend not to sugar coat the truth.
I am not angry all the time, I just tend to look that way. Most of the time I am quite happy.
I tend to be quite shy around people I do not know.
I like my Volkswagen GTI Fahrenheit (#612/1200) more than I like most people I meet.
I try to have a positive outlook on most things in life and tend to not dwell on the past.
Science Faith
Don't ask why I like my eyes whited out and creepy looking, I just do.
I am sure there is more I can put here, but I feel that people should have to talk to me to get to know more.
My AIM is DyneMaxi

My Interests

XUBERX, Zombies, Music, Movies, People with XX Chromosomes, Food, Volkswagen, Hockey, Tea, Video Games, Beer, Synths, Apple

I'd like to meet:

You! Unless of course I have already met you, then it would just be kind of strange.

Music:

Industrial, Electro, Metal, Noize, EBM, Older Rock

Movies:

Everything!

Television:

The Office & Arrested Development

My Blog

idle minds breed heresy

Oh snap! It's blog writing time. And since it's been a few months since I have written one of these I have lots of ground to cover, and topics for people to pretend to care about.First and foremost, t...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PST

I guess I can poke fun at chubby people in suits now...

So over the weekend I joined the pretentious legion of uppity white people who use a Mac for their home (and musical) computing needs. This blog will illustrate the cool and annoying things that I, a ...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:12:00 PST

tales from the road

XUBERX has triumphantly returned from its first major road trip to Wisconsin and Michigan. We didn't leave empty handed though, we had a great time and met some cool new people, and I got to eat chees...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

now begins the intelligent demise...

It has been quite some time since I have written a new blog post, and since I was asked when I would be posting a new one I feel that a slow Friday at work is the perfect time.  Not really going ...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:23:00 PST

EPIC BATTLE AT 7-11 AND WHY CAR DEALERS SUCK!!!11!1one!11!

Let us begin with a special blog post about my frustrations today,     After 5000 miles of diligent servitude, my car was in need of an oil change. Having already paid for the first 50...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST

VROOM! (Car Stuff + Other crap)

Soooooooooo, I went to NGP (Audi, VW, BMW) Racing today.I got the Stage 1 ECU Upgrade for the GTI and I also got a new APR 3" Full Exhaust system (Sport not Stealth for the noise) and a Boost gague. S...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:26:00 PST

Capitalism + faith

I was out buying groceries today and the woman in front of me in line had on a shirt that read "Property of Jesus Christ Athletic Team" and it was adorned with the various symbols of worship of the Ch...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

wow... just wow.

First off I would like to thank everyone who came out to the show at Asylum, sent me a message wishing me good luck, or tried to attend but just couldn't make it. It was by far one of the best times ...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

my advice

Does anyone ever notice how when someone asks you for advice and you give it to them they go and do the exact opposite thing you recommended? I think my advice from now on is going to be to have peop...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

zombies!

The Revolting Dead has to be one of the worst zombie movies ever. No plot, no action, not even any good scenes of zombies tearing people to pieces (Because I am sure people who read this really want t...
Posted by }ØMBØx on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:06:00 PST