I'm Marty. I'm a Lance Corporal in the Marines. I'm big. Some say I'm funny. Others that I'm just plain ugly and mean. But I don't listen to them. They are ugly and mean. I drive a Mustang. It's not in the best shape, but I love it. I won't ever sell it so shut the hell up. I play bass. I'm in a half assed band, meaning we don't ever play any shows. I like to shoot. Get over it. Guns aren't evil. I am a Marine, the best of the best. No I won't die, and if you are wondering how I feel about being a "murderer"...... I feel fan-fucking-tastic. I spent my entire summer after senior year at boot camp. And yes, I still love the Corps. If you can't tell that I'm a conservative, blow your own brains out with the biggest gun you can find. For the most part I like to have fun. But seriously, what person doesn't? My definition of fun is somewhere along the lines of hanging out with friends, amusment parks, driving fast, shooting, movies, mall, every once in a while a cigar but hey I'm 19, so once again, get over it. I've gone through months of hell, got the shit kicked out of me repededly, been sprayed with mace on steroids, shot countless rounds of ammo, and been deprived of shitloads of sleep and food just to become a Marine. Now I get to go away from the States, put myself in danger for people I don't know and possibly die for YOUR rights. But, I'm not complaining, I'm goddamn proud of it. I am currently stationed back at the Depot, the place my career began. I love this place despite the hell that was last summer. The weather is great, the base is beautiful, and it's in the best damn state in the Union. I can say that now that I've lived in Missouri and visited a few other states. Thats me in a nutshell I suppose, you want to know more, send me a message. .. blue66mustang86THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREAKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD"I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
