im a plank of wood. i grew up in the canadian pine plantation until i was chopped down to make a huge covering shelter at the local school. I was an off cut of wood who spent a few weeks in the gutter, untill a lovely day when a group of young lads josh, john, leach, mitch, riccardo,callum and tossa adopted me to play cricket with them, i was a standing fielder and that was it, having the ball belted at me constantly.these boys are my only friends, becoz being an offcut piece of wood is hard in a cut wood world that we live in.i was officially born as one of the lads when the school formal was on, and since then weve never looked back. the only things that now keep me from letting my sap go and ending it all is the sweet sweet nectar of beer, and sweet smell of a flowering lady friend. i am what you would consider an alcoholic, but it keeps me happy and as i have no organs i dont have to worry about any major diseases..... so i plan on living forever, in the same pair of leachys dirty raaaaank old old old jocks.
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