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94warriors.com/Jon R.

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About Me

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Myspace Comments | Myspace Graphics | Myspace Surveys94 WARRIORS STUDIOS is an independent video production company owned and operated by CEO Jon Roberts, President Jess Roberts and the Board of Directors Jamie Leigh, Jillian Rose, Jaiden Joleigh and Jaxson Ray. 94 WARRIORS STUDIOS is in the beginning stages of world domination and blah, blah, blah. But we still have a Panasonic AG-DVC20 3CCD camera system to film and a 2.32GHz Intel Core Duo processor with a 160GB hard drive with a 2GB RAM in the MacBook Pro in which we can either use Final Cut Express or iMovie to edit for movie quality video, and I have no idea what any of that means because I just read the boxes in which said equipment came. As of right now, I'm doing my own thing, but like a cheap whore might occasionally throw in a job for some fresh capital every-now-and-then. And yes, it took me 5 calendar years to get my Associate's degree.Other than that, I'm a 5'6 tower of a man. What I lack in height, good looks and overall common sense, I make up for in weight, lame jokes and laziness. Peace out!

My Interests

Warroad vs. RL

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Music:

Morris Day and the muthafuckin' Time

Movies:

On The Road: Battle River-Style

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Television:

The Barry Gibb Talk Show, Lost, Heros, Sopranos, Entourage, CSI: MIami, George Lopez, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock

Books:

The Rock Says..., Now I Can Die In Peace, Watchmen

Heroes:

Evangeline F. Beaulieu, Raymond Joseph Roberts, Lawrence "Shorty" Roberts, Barry "F'n" Gibb

My Blog

Roberts in 2008

0224082341 HoursImpossible you say? There are very few things in life that are impossible. A guy who lost his two legs to diabetes trying to cut his toe nails is impossible. Yeah, the odds are long...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

In This Corner...

0224081518 HoursYet another glimpse of the upcoming spring season has graced us this weekend. 30-plus degrees is nothing to sniff at, whatever that means. Speaking of changing for the better (and mo...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:55:00 PST

One On One With God Vol. III... or Round III

GodYou mean you don't want to relive those days as a young father that drank too much and put the mother of you children through he--, uh, heck?Jon R.Not really.GodTough shit. Continue.Jon R.Yeah, I ...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

An Evening With The Chairman

After seeing the "An Evening With The Chairman" poster on rlnn.com, am I the only one who thought of this?: ...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:50:00 PST

One On One With God Vol. II

GodSo take me through the last few months of high school and up to the rest of your adult life. And I heard that. Asshole.JonOh man. Where do I start?GodHigh school, perhaps.Jon R.Oh yeah. Well, t...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

Lydell J. Roberts 1976-2078 One on One With God Vol. I

0211082107 HoursGod (in the year 2078)"And you, Mr. Roberts, what did you do with your first 31 years of life?"Jon R. (just through those pearly gates after saying "what's up" to Elvis)Holy fuck! Wha...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

TV Will Rule Once Again.

0210082016 HoursOn the radio, according to Mims, I'm not hot "coz" he is "fly" and I am in fact not "fly." So now I have something else to work on. Stupid "cool" Mims!This is just an example of how ...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:31:00 PST

No Longer a Sausage Fest

... My friends list that is. Too many ugly dudes might be scaring the customers away! So I now have all ladies as my Top 24. Hopefully traffic will now pick up.Jon R.
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

Next Step; World Domination... or At Least Avoid Humiliation

0209081858 HoursOn The Road Battle River Style will be available March 2008. Everything is in the process of getting hammered out and should be mailed off on February 15, give it a few days to get th...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:16:00 PST

The Return of the Lame

0124082145 HoursFirst blog of 2008!No, I don't have time to spare to write a big-ass blog, so this will have to do. So without further ado, listen up 'cause I will not repeat myself!As you may or may...
Posted by 94warriors.com/Jon R. on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:23:00 PST