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beardly brown

Made of snails and puppy dog tails.

About Me


Easy now big'un. I gotta tell you, you're catching me on a day where I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke.

I'm Shane aka ShaneO, Crane, Brown, Aladdin, Aitken, S, Shanebow, Armstrong and SA.

I'm a 21 year old male from Western Australia and go to UWA, studying Exercise and Health Science.
At the moment I am planning to go into PE teaching at the end of my degree (which will hopefully be at the end of the year), but I'm still unsure.
I love AFL and soccer, and support the Carlton Blues and Arsenal Gunners. Best teams ever!
Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant "lame". And now it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos. Homo sapiens.
Year's ago?! Well it's fresh in my mind sunny Jim. Fresh as a hot bagel from mamma's oven.
Possible names for my future children include Atticus and Dallas for my sons, and Chelsea, Alexis and Sascha for my daughters. My future dog will be named Sandy.
Anyway that's all I can say for now. I just know that one day Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
About Me
Name Shane
Birthdate 20/11/1986
Dreamdate Jenna Fischer
Birthplace Rockingham, W.A
Hair Colour Dark brown (Not black Mrs. Mitchell!)
Eye Colour Dark Brown
Heritage Mum- English, Dad- Burmese
Favourites
Teams Carlton Blues and Arsenal Gunners
Footy Players Robert Harvey, Nathan Burke, Stewart Lowe, Austin Jones, James Hird, Stephen Silvagni, Craig Bradley, Brett Ratten, Ang Christou, Stephen Kernahan, Anthony Koutoufides, Matthew Lappin, Brendan Fevola, Jarrad Waite, Kade Simpson, Brad Fisher, Heath Scotland, Chris Judd
Soccer Players Tony Adams, Dennis Bergkamp, Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Rivaldo, Zinedine Zidane, Alessandro Nesta, Frank Lampard, Kaka', Andrea Pirlo, Ronaldinho, Thierry Henry, Gilberto Silva, Kolo Toure, Cesc Fabregas, Robin van Persie, Emmanuel Adebayor, Tomas Rosicky, Tim Cahill, Harry Kewell
Music Alexisonfire, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, Bloc Party, August Burns Red, As I Lay Dying, Bleeding Through, Killswitch Engage, Rise Against, Red Hot Chili Peppers, City and Colour, Gyroscope, Kings Of Leon, Live, The Thirst, The Police, Dizzee Rascal, Lethal Bizzle
TV Shows Seinfeld, The Office (US), Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Spongebob Squarepants
Movies Anchorman, You, Me and Dupree and The Green Mile
Actors Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, Hugh Jackman, Steve Carell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey, Ben Stiller
Actresses Jenna Fisher, Keira Knightley, Ann Hathaway, Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Kate Hudson, Mila Kunis
Hot People Jenna Fischer (I love Pam!), Ann Hathaway, Ali Larter, Keira Knightley, Daniela Hantuchova, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Kristen Kreuk, Marsha Thomason, Leona Lewis, Cobie Smulders, and Alicia Keys
Foods Za, marinated chicken wings, eggplant curry, jesters pies, doritos
Animals Dogs, cheetahs, chimpanzees and dolphins
Colour Navy Blue
Brands Nike, Bonds, Under Armour, Hurley and Quicksilver
Hates
What are they? Whalers/dolphin slaughters/animal cruelty in general (fucken cruel pricks I hate you all and hope you die!), double meatballers, people who like to put others down to make themselves feel important, work, early mornings, terrorists, people who invented and use internet spams/viruses, people who react to all jokes as if your immature, two-faced people, sluts, unfriendly people, racism, static shocks, F.A.C's, plates that smell, skanky mancs, Man U (more like Man who?), people who are stuck-up and/or overconfident, the saying:"At the end of the day..." STFU!, Australia's Funniest Home Videos, Big Brother, Deal or No Deal and all the people on there, Tom Cruise, all the Australian Idol judges (except Dicko he's ok), Lex Luther (How dare you hit Lana!), Warrick Cappa, Chad Cornes, Warren Tredrea, Matthew Lloyd, Guy Sebastian, Fuzzy (off video hits), Anthony Mundine, swimming (laps), smoking, pedophiles (you should all be dead!), swooping magpies, Collingwood, Port Adelaide, Essendon, weirdos who go to the oval and just sit in their car watching people, the playboy symbol, dirty old peverted men, wearing glasses, rude customers (the worst!), tailgaters, speeders, Calculus C and Human Structure and Development and the unit coordinators (bitch!/dick!), very hard tests/exams, people who walk slow in the middle of the path, people that stand on escalators, drive-throughs, the increasing prices of everything, the movies Cloverfield and The Producers, people who look at everyone like they want to fight and people who judge others without knowing them.
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My Interests

Carlton

Arsenal

Watching The Office (US).
Eating za and doritos.
Vitamin water and watermelon slushies.
Reading Harry Potter.
Sleeping in beach hammocks.
Supporting Carlton and Arsenal.
Playing PS3.
Playing AFL, soccer and volleyball.

I'd like to meet:

My four idols...
Pam Seinfeld Harvs Dallas

Music:


Alexisonfire
Rise Against
Bleeding Through
As I Lay Dying
Dizzee Rascal
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Gyroscope
City and Colour
Bloc Party
Killswitch Engage
Disturbed
Soilwork
Live
Birds Of Tokyo
Millencolin
The Matches
The Kooks
A Wilhelm Scream
Biffy Clyro
Powderfinger
The Shins
The Hives
Every Time I Die
The Wombats
August Burns Red
Oasis
Carpathian
HIM
Incubus
Travis
Lethal Bizzle
Kings Of Leon
Rob Zombie
Alkaline Trio
Rooney
Parkway Drive
Austrian Death Machine
All That Remains
Iwrestledabearonce
U2
Newton Faulkner
Rhett Miller
Jose Gonzalez
The White Stripes
The Strokes
The Thirst
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Arctic Monkeys
The Getaway Plan
Rage Against The Machine
HORSE the band
Korn
Xavier Rudd
Metallica
Bob Marley
INXS
The Beatles
The Police

Movies:

Anchorman
The Green Mile
Bend It Like Beckham
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Napoleon Dynamite
Harry Potter Movies
Zoolander
Home Alone 2
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Mortal Kombat
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Triumph
Toy Story
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
I, Robot
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Black Knight
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Madagascar
Monsters Inc.
Space Jam
You, Me & Dupree
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Billy Madison
The Pursuit Of Happyness
To Kill A Mockingbird
Spiderman
Blades Of Glory
300
Green Street Hooligans
Transformers
Alien vs. Predator
I Am Legend
Bee Movie
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Ironman
Get Smart
The Dark Knight
Step Brothers

Television:

The Office (US)
Seinfeld
How I Met Your Mother
Prison Break
Scrubs
The Simpsons
Spongebob Squarepants
Family Guy
That 70's Show
Friends
Grey's Anatomy
The Bill
Futurama
My Wife and Kids
Supernatural
The Apprentice
Kitchen Nightmares
Jamie's Kitchen
Batman: The Animated Series
Rove Live
Before The Game
Thank God Your Here
Heroes
Smallville
Chappelle's Show
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
The Mighty Boosh
Malcolm In The Middle
The Sketch Show
Gilmore Girls
Joey
American Dad
Life
Punk'd
Before The Game
The OC
One Tree Hill

Books:

All the Harry Potter books (the best books ever!!!)
"To Kill A Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
"Seinlanguage" by Jerry Seinfeld
"The Real Jerry Seinfeld" by Mike Costanza
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
"Addicted" by Tony Adams
"Kouta" by Anthony Koutoufides
Alpha, Rolling Stone, Cosmo (you heard bitch)

Heroes:


Jessi J- My best friend for life. I'm her BM. She's a special person and like a sister to me. xox

Ash and Horse- Two tanks that also provide me with black-up when needed. Tanks alot hahaha. :)

Izzy Rascal- A cool chic who knows how to make a sandwich. Stay safe, I'll miss you. x

Cambo (Captain Meatball)- Anyone who lives on meatballs & choc-milk and wears flannos must be a champ. GSE for life!
Sarah (Pumpkin Eater)- The only friend that inspires me to own my own pumkin patch. A little obsessed with me, but that's cool. Stay safe, I'll miss you. xox

I also see these people as heroes too: Jerry Seinfeld, Arj Barker, Jenna Fischer, Robert Harvey, Anthony Koutoufides, Stephen Silvagni, Matthew Lappin, Chris Judd, Tony Adams, Zinedine Zidane, David Beckham, Dallas Green, Spongebob Squarepants, Will Smith and Steve Carell.

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Rude Customers Help Guide 101

~15 rules to make you a friendly face...not an arse!~ 1)  When we say "How ya going?" don't launch into your order. Did we ask you what you wanted yet? No! Simply reply "I'm ok" or "Not too bad, ...
Posted by beardly brown on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

Goodbye Matty Lappin :(

In a year which will see so many AFL greats retire, such as Kouta, Hird, Ricciuto and Archer just to name a few, another will be added to the long list for 2007. After 251 senior AFL games my fav...
Posted by beardly brown on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST