Try this for a deep, dark secret. The great detective Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow.I always loved excitement, so I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so . . . feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior.Suddenly, there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in.With his blue eyes and mysterious past, and before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity.Now I do the work and he takes the bows.It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done.We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name
