Mr.Walter (R.I.P)

i don't know why my mommy (that's her on my number 1 top friends list;the 2nd is my human auntie;the 3rd is my human uncle...i love them also, they are my personal slaves) thinks it's hilarious call me by this name, i personally think it sounds like an old man. thank heaven my family call me Wally, and (still i don't know why) my mommy calls me crazy or kochopupu instead. i am only 5 months old, i don't know how old it is in a human age, but i'd like to think that i am no longer a baby now (even though my mommy refuses to acknowledge that). i eat 5 times a day, mostly ocean flavour friskies and whiskas, i hate tuna, beef and chicken.yeech. sometimes my mommy gave me treats, but sugar always makes me go nuts, so she stopped giving me. i have a babysitter but he is very strict, he only gives me small portion of food. thank heaven my mommy is easy to fool, so everytime i hear her coming home from the office I’ll meow like i haven’t had any food for ages and she’ll immediately place a big portion of my favourite flavour cat food. hmm. i don't sleep that often, most of the day i spend my time exploring the whole house and watching my family do their thing. my mommy work and go out a lot, i hate her boyfriend and i think he hates me too. So, whenever he comes to the house i refuse to leave them alone. Instead I punched a very mean stare,or sometimes i pretend like i don't care and surprise him by jumping on the couch beside him. and lick his hair sometimes, boy he really hates it. he has a soft spot for an alley cat that he and my mommy named Harley, a name influenced by Harley Flanagan, a scary New Yorker who plays bass in a whatever punk band. Anyway, he said Harley (The cat) is a big strong-black panther-like cat. Tell you the truth, I don't like the sound of it one bit, especially when he brags that Harley could eat me alive. he is so mean. i love my mommy, but i am a big boy now, i wish she just stop cuddling and baby talk me like I am a newborn kitten. geesh. Extended Banner Editor MySpace Editor MySpace Layouts Glitter Words MySpace
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What type of pet are you? cat.can't you see that?
What is your name? Mr.Walter
What other nicknames do you have? Wally,Craazee,Kochopupu,Pupipupi, ask my mommy she has lotsa them
What is your favorite treat? anything fishy
What would your owner describe you as? spoiled brat,crazy,adorable,handsome
What is the funniest thing you have done? i fart on my human uncle's face when he tickles me
What is the bravest thing you have done? i never once meow when i am in vet
Yes or No
Are you neutered? mommy said soon, i am so afraid.is it hurt?
Are you a social animal? i don't really see other cats that much
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? sssh...don't tell
Are you friendly? i love humans, my human family are the best!
Are you overweight? i don't think so, i just have round belly
Do you like warm milk? i think i am a lactose intolerant something whatever
Do you eat cheese? never try one
Do you eat bugs? no, i just collect them
Do you live with other animals? no, i am the king of the house
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? house, especially mommy's cozy room
Do you like to exercise? i climb tree every morning
Do you like car rides? sometimes i get afraid
Do you get into stuff? what stuff?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? mommy spoilt me rotten
Do you like to swim? yikes!No!
Do you chase laser pen dots? that is so silly.oh,but i'd like to try tho'
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? my mommy is the best!
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